I_eat_dick's definitions

Roy

Someone so unbelievably annoying and stupid you wonder why he didn’t drink bleach when he was five

Person1: who is that?
Person2: its roy
Person1: oh fuck me try to ignore him

by I_eat_dick October 19, 2021

Soccer

The wrong way to say football

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021

Pepsi man took the kids

Pepsi man please I haven’t seen them in ten years

Person1: after my divorce pepsiman got full custody over the kids
Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?

by I_eat_dick October 21, 2021

sorry daddy

Something gay lads say to straight ppl to scare them

“You fucking faggot”
“Sorry daddy”
“WHAT THE FUCK”

by I_eat_dick December 6, 2021

Gey

A way of saying gay for people who are too scared of saying gay

Gae can be used in similar capacity

“You are gey”

“Call me gay you pussy”

by I_eat_dick October 11, 2021

I want to not live

Not wanting to die but not wanting to live either

I want to not live
Me too

by I_eat_dick October 7, 2021

Sex tf2

When you have sexual intercourse with any of the playable classes from the 2007 video game team fortress two

I fucked medic last night
Sex tf2

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021