16 definitions by I_eat_dick

Soccer

The wrong way to say football

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021

sorry daddy

Something gay lads say to straight ppl to scare them

“You fucking faggot”
“Sorry daddy”
“WHAT THE FUCK”

by I_eat_dick December 6, 2021

Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

Imac ‘n cheese

Apple brand mac ‘n cheese

“Do you want some mac and cheese?”
As long as it Imac ‘n cheese

by I_eat_dick December 14, 2021

Gey

A way of saying gay for people who are too scared of saying gay

Gae can be used in similar capacity

“You are gey”

“Call me gay you pussy”

by I_eat_dick October 11, 2021

Commit game end

Alternative way of saying “commit neck rope”

Go commit game end you noob

by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021

Skyler

Some bitch in breaking bad that ruins the whole show

Person1: I watched breaking bad yesterday

Person2: yea its good, it would be even better without skyler
Person1:yea shes a bitch

by I_eat_dick October 11, 2021