Definitions by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876

Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! 

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023

Here comes the airplane 

Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.

Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy

Here comes the airplane by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 20, 2023

PPNUGGET 

One of the single most intimidating roast to use on people.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.

Person 1:Wanna roast battle?
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*

PPNUGGET by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 April 10, 2023