Erotica/Sex Story

Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.

Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 18, 2023

Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!

When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023

Booty

The buttox. Butt. Cheeks. Bread. Cake. Gluteus maximus with extra mayo
Wait a minute? Extra mayo? Forgot I wasn't ordering my baby.

Someone:Booty
Someone else:What
Someone:BUTT
Someone else:oh....*starts crying in the corner*

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023

LGBTQIAP+

The premium version of the lettuce garlic bacon tomato quarter (incredible ass-quivering) pounder. Seriously, what's with all the rainbows? It's just a really good burger.

Person:hey, welcome to our restaurant! What can I get you?
Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please
Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people.
Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!!
Person:oh. Surely!

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 03, 2023

Z

The last letter of the Roman alphabet, pronounced as zē or zed depending on the continent you live on. It is arguably the least used letter in the Roman alphabet, with other options being x or q. It is next to y in alphabetical order and is next to x on the QWERTY keyboard.

Z is a letter of the Roman alphabet.

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 03, 2023

Sharon

Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.

Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 02, 2023