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crestal myth

a word used by one who is so fucked up that they can no longer correctly pronounce the name of the drug that they are on
Dude, this uhhhhhh ha ummmmm crrrrestal myth is the shiiiiit man!
by Ian July 4, 2003
mugGet the crestal mythmug.

Mister

A nickname for the Toyota MR2.
I like my Mister because the frunk is awesome.
by Ian September 3, 2005
mugGet the Mistermug.

Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.
Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!
by ian May 13, 2005
mugGet the Gooch Splitmug.

nigget

also written as "nighat", the original lady of class
by ian January 9, 2005
mugGet the niggetmug.

t-that

short for "true that". can be used in virtually any situation, or a rebuttle to any statement.
"these foamy red puss bumps will teach me not to stick my dick in hood rats when im nigger drunk." "t-that."
by Ian June 17, 2006
mugGet the t-thatmug.

brightmore

Part of a family of stoners

Youngest stoner is Ian brightmore, Resident of the crown courts in grimsby
Brightmore! Come over here and neck some shotties!
by IaN October 5, 2004
mugGet the brightmoremug.

Uzbekistan

Country people have to look up when they here the name...

...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).

Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).

Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).

By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
by Ian November 25, 2004
mugGet the Uzbekistanmug.

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