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gwar

1. a gay retard
2. some dumbass kid
3. same as sayin fag but it means stupid too
billy:damn sharayah is such a gwar
tom:i know i hate that biotch
by IAN April 16, 2004
mugGet the gwarmug.

grundle

The worst and most disgusting word ever.
Ew. Don't ever say grundle again.
by Ian January 18, 2005
mugGet the grundlemug.

old college try

"Well I've never made my own KD, but I'll give it the old college try"
by Ian January 22, 2004
mugGet the old college trymug.

milk chicken bomb

a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.
"that bitch wont know what hit her after my milk chicken bomb goes off motherfucker!"
by Ian June 17, 2006
mugGet the milk chicken bombmug.

tshizzle

What you aint wearing a Tshizzle what the fuck?!?!?!?!?
by ian December 31, 2004
mugGet the tshizzlemug.

intergalactic funk berries

chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.
"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."
by Ian June 17, 2006
mugGet the intergalactic funk berriesmug.

ace deucey

by ian October 18, 2004
mugGet the ace deuceymug.

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