I understand logic's definitions

Jesus

a carpenter that was praised for some reason from around the 20-30 AD

person 1 "you heard of jesus"
person 2 "the carpenter?"
person 1 "lol wut?"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

Bible

a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.

misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

Your dick

The empire state building

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"

by I understand logic December 9, 2020

White shit

Shit that is white

Person 1 “i have white shit”
Person 2 “who the fuck cares”

by I understand logic May 28, 2020

God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

Dick dock

The definition of tik tok

“I got tik tok”
“You mean dick dock?”

by I understand logic May 28, 2020