Jesus

a carpenter that was praised for some reason from around the 20-30 AD
person 1 "you heard of jesus"
person 2 "the carpenter?"
person 1 "lol wut?"
by I understand logic March 15, 2021
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Your dick

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"
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Bible

a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.
misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"
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White shit

Shit that is white
Person 1 “i have white shit
Person 2who the fuck cares
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God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.
misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"
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