Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

The glitchiest Pokémon games ever.

Person 1: Hey! Try out this trick in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Vaporeon

The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.

Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Bellsprout

1) Pokémon #69 (I am not joking)

2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble

3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis

Guy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Fun

Something illegal, according to schools and parents.

Scenario 1:
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!

Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Z

The best letter of the alphabet, and no, it is not pronounced “zed,” you dumbasses.

Person 1: What’s your favorite lever?
Person 2: Zed
Person 1: We are not friends anymore.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024

Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight

Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.

by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024