I make words it is fun's definitions

Fortnite

A shitty gun game that causes cancer when played for 1 nanosecond.

Johnny: How do I install Fortnite?
Johnny’s friend: You know how some sins are unforgivable?

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Eevee

The BEST Pokémon.

Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.

Generational status of Eevee:

Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon

Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon

Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon

Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 6:
Sylveon

Gen 7:
The best gen

Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: What’s your favorite Pokémon?
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight

Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.

by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024

a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024

Fun

Something illegal, according to schools and parents.

Scenario 1:
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!

Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

trombrero

When some idiot thinks it's funny to wear a trombone like a hat

*Puts trombone on head* Hey look, I'm wearing a trombrero

by I make words it is fun December 5, 2023

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023