Kindness

They say kindness is free. So far, there are still bullies, wars, fights, murders, and unpleasant unkindness that says otherwise. Kindness is not free, if you want to know. You have to give it and then earn it, like a trade that benefits everyone. You can be kind and that's free, but prices can be expensive. The best price is when everyone gets a share of it.

"Remember, Melissa, when you show KINDNESS, you will spread KINDNESS!" "That sounds like a lotta bullshit Mommy."

by I make Definitions Bree December 07, 2021

Donald Trump

Real name: Donald Drumph. Cheated to win presidency in 2016 and has had like five wives and even his current one wants nothing to do with him. How to look like Donald Trump! step one: eat 23 big Macs. step two: roll yourself in cheeto dust. step three: lose half your hair. step four: consume some motherfucking shit and become one with what u eat.

"Damn that donald trump man looks like the shit that rolled out of my ass this morning!"

by I make Definitions Bree December 07, 2021

snaccident

snaccidents may happy when you accidently consume a snack. On accident.

"It was a totally snaccident when i ate that king size chocolate bar!"

by I make Definitions Bree December 07, 2021

School Lunch

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.

Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.

by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021

Watermelon

what you can mouth if you are pretending to fake whisper and then laugh like a heyena.

"i was just watermeloning."

by I make Definitions Bree March 02, 2022

Life

You get to play this game for a long time unless you screw up so bad you get disqualified. Disqualification isn't painful unless you deserve it. Some people lose this game on purpose. Some don't mean to.

Eighty-year-old woman smiles at her granddaughter. "Look at you, Judy! You're so lucky you're young and get to play the game of life for a long, long time." Judy looks at her mother. "Mom, is she senile or something?

by I make Definitions Bree December 07, 2021

P.E.

Stands for Physical Enemies. Also known as a class taken in school often including closet-sized locker rooms and dodgeballs with the impact of a bullet.

Lauren had stocked her rations and prepared in battle for the perilous class...P.E.!

by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021