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snaccident

snaccidents may happy when you accidently consume a snack. On accident.
"It was a totally snaccident when i ate that king size chocolate bar!"
by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021
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Donald Trump

Real name: Donald Drumph. Cheated to win presidency in 2016 and has had like five wives and even his current one wants nothing to do with him. How to look like Donald Trump! step one: eat 23 big Macs. step two: roll yourself in cheeto dust. step three: lose half your hair. step four: consume some motherfucking shit and become one with what u eat.
"Damn that donald trump man looks like the shit that rolled out of my ass this morning!"
by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021
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Watermelon

what you can mouth if you are pretending to fake whisper and then laugh like a heyena.
by I make Definitions Bree March 2, 2022
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Life

You get to play this game for a long time unless you screw up so bad you get disqualified. Disqualification isn't painful unless you deserve it. Some people lose this game on purpose. Some don't mean to.
Eighty-year-old woman smiles at her granddaughter. "Look at you, Judy! You're so lucky you're young and get to play the game of life for a long, long time." Judy looks at her mother. "Mom, is she senile or something?
by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021
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School Lunch

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.
Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.
by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021
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P.E.

Stands for Physical Enemies. Also known as a class taken in school often including closet-sized locker rooms and dodgeballs with the impact of a bullet.
Lauren had stocked her rations and prepared in battle for the perilous class...P.E.!
by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021
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Karen

Ability to be someone who sits on Costco floors to protest.
by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021
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