Definitions by I love Post Malone!

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter! by I love Post Malone! April 12, 2020

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jfkdk

When u r so bored that u type this.

U must b super bored if u r searching jfkdk up!

jfkdk by I love Post Malone! March 26, 2020

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Boomer

1. My dogs name
2. An old person

1. “Come here Boomer!”
2. “Karen is being a boomer!”

Boomer by I love Post Malone! March 26, 2020

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Type Any Word...

If u had 2 type in “type any word...”, then you are really bored!

I am so bored that I am just going to type “type any word...” into Urban Dictionary!

Type Any Word... by I love Post Malone! March 15, 2020

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I am groot

I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!

Helen: Hi! What’s your name?
Groot: I am groot!

I am groot by I love Post Malone! March 8, 2020

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www.urbandictionary.com

I hate how www.urbandictionary.com has mostly sex stuff.

www.urbandictionary.com by I love Post Malone! March 6, 2020

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Katie

A girl who is awesome, has 2-6 friends, is blonde, has an addiction to Tik Tok, and loves Posty (Post Malone). She hates sports, but she loves music! You can normally find her with her friends, or at home with her parents. If your feeling down, she can put a smile 😊 on your face easily! Don’t mess with her, or it is going to be absolutely torture! She is also super sensitive, so be super careful with her!

Yep! That’s Katie for ya!

Katie by I love Post Malone! March 6, 2020

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