Despawn

To vanish or disappear without a trace. Can apply to both people and objects.
"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"

"100 percent. I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it."

"Must've despawned on the way home then."
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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Despawn

"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"

"I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it. It had to have despawned on the way home."
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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Ope

An interjection used by Midwesterners to express surprise. Can also be used to acknowledge another person or thing.

“Ope” is pronounced similar to “up”, which can often lead to confusion with non-midwesterners.
“Ope! Sorry I bumped into you. Can I squeeze by real quick?”

“Ope, dropped the ranch!”
“Holy shit that car just ran the red light!” “Ope, the cops are already after him!”
by I like cheez-it September 16, 2020
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Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
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New Lenox

A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.
The best thing about New Lenox is .... Oh wait never mind. This place sucks.
by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018
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