Definitions by I like cheez-it
Despawn
"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"
"I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it. It had to have despawned on the way home."
"I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it. It had to have despawned on the way home."
Despawn by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
Ope
An interjection used by Midwesterners to express surprise. Can also be used to acknowledge another person or thing.
“Ope” is pronounced similar to “up”, which can often lead to confusion with non-midwesterners.
“Ope” is pronounced similar to “up”, which can often lead to confusion with non-midwesterners.
“Ope! Sorry I bumped into you. Can I squeeze by real quick?”
“Ope, dropped the ranch!”
“Holy shit that car just ran the red light!” “Ope, the cops are already after him!”
“Ope, dropped the ranch!”
“Holy shit that car just ran the red light!” “Ope, the cops are already after him!”
Ope by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020
Zoom University
When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.
“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”
“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
Zoom University by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020
FauxPro
A generic video camera similar to a GoPro but a lot cheaper. Often a Chinese knock-off purchased from eBay or Amazon
Guy1 "Hey man is that a GoPro ?"
Guy2 "No, it's a FauxPro. The real one was too overpriced . "
Guy1" oh I see. Does it work at least?"
Guy2"yeah it's pretty much the same thing as the real one"
Guy 1 "oh. Cool. I might have to get one then"
Guy2 "No, it's a FauxPro. The real one was too overpriced . "
Guy1" oh I see. Does it work at least?"
Guy2"yeah it's pretty much the same thing as the real one"
Guy 1 "oh. Cool. I might have to get one then"
FauxPro by I like cheez-it May 25, 2018
New Lenox
A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.
New Lenox by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018