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1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
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Get the Shoelace Express mug.1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
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"Things about my *insert generic object here* that just make sense! Bing bong!" "Can you quit acting like a Tiktard? It's getting old!"
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"OMG I love TikTok. Why don't you have it?". "I deleted that shit shortly after downloading it. Easily one of the biggest cesspools on the internet"
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