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Billieache

What you get when you listen to an excessive amount of Billie Eilish.

Also a play on words from her song Bellyache.

Girl: I love Billie, but I’ve been listening to her 24/7 and I think I got a Billieache

by I like avocados December 26, 2019

Apple

An overrated fruit that doesn’t even taste good. Apples are mostly red, but can be yellow and green sometimes. Apples can be made into pie, cider, juice, cake, and almost anything else. There are lots of My Little Ponies named after apples.

Aidan: Apples are my favorite fruit
Me: Apples are nasty
Katelynn: I’m allergic to apples

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Duolingo

Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!

Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Annabell

Annabell is a sweet, caring, friendly, pretty, and funny girl. Annabell is very friendly and will make you smile. Annabell is thoughtful and will give you candy behind your moms back when your mom is being strict. Annabell is great at running and shes really fast. Annabell is understanding and will listen to you as you rant about Taylor Swift. Overall Annabell is a great person and you’re lucky to know her.

Hey look its Annabell! :)

by I like avocados November 16, 2019

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is an American songwriter/ pop star. Taylor Swift has two cats, Meredith and Olivia. Her favorite colors are purple and white. Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Her lucky number is 13. Taylor is an inspirational person and has won lots of awards. Her music is catchy and easy to be addicted to.

People should enlighten themselves in some Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift’s newest album is Lover.

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Cross Country

Some people might not consider xc to be a sport, but it is. Most people don’t know how much hard work xc is. Xc requires the most dedication and hard work. Most xc teams are small, so you get a closer bond with your teammates. Bus rides to meets are lit, because you get to play paranoia with your teammates on the bus. Without xc the world would change forever.

Girl: cross country is boring.
Boy: run 2 miles and say that again.

by I like avocados November 3, 2019

Tween

An awkward mix of a child and a teen. Most tweens start dating as soon as possible. Tweens try to be real cool. Tweens still don’t understand life. Tweens learn what sports they are good at. Tweens have learned what music they like and don’t like. Tweens are best age group to be in, even though it gets crazy.

Shes so weird, probably cuz shes a tween.

by I like avocados November 2, 2019