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Apple

An overrated fruit that doesn’t even taste good. Apples are mostly red, but can be yellow and green sometimes. Apples can be made into pie, cider, juice, cake, and almost anything else. There are lots of My Little Ponies named after apples.

Aidan: Apples are my favorite fruit
Me: Apples are nasty
Katelynn: I’m allergic to apples

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Duolingo

Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!

Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Katelynn

Katelynn is a funny, pretty, caring, thoughtful, kind girl. Katelynn can be weird at sometimes, but aren't we all. Katelynn is a great friend and you’re lucky if she’s your friend. Katelynn is hilarious and makes some people cry tears of joy. Katelynn loves watching cat tik toks. Katelynn is really good at cross country. Katelynn has lots of friends and is really friendly. Katelynn is awesome and her boyfriend is lucky to have her. Katelynn makes people’s days better.

Katelynn screamed as she put Rebecca on her Crocs.

by I like avocados November 1, 2019

Ohio

The only state where you can wear pajamas anytime, anywhere.

Girl 1: Omg why is that guy in a onesie?!
Girl 2: he must be from Ohio.

by I like avocados November 16, 2019

AirPods

What rich valley girls listen to their Taylor Swift with.

Chloe: Omg im sick of these cheap headphones
Stephanie: you should get AirPods, my t swizzle sounds way clearer with them

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Katie

A weird, but nice girl. She loves T Swizzle! Katie’s spirit animals are turtles and she is a hardcore VSCO girl! Katie likes to run cross country and legit thats the only sport she can do. Katie is nice to all and is shy. Katie is sorta smart but gets good grades. Katie doesn’t have a lot of friends, but thats ok cuz we got T Swizzle! Katie gets offended easily and doesn’t know how to take the L. Katie doesn’t like to give payback and she is horrible at comebacks. Katie will remain a single pringle for life, since nobody will ever like her. Katie is uncool and unpopular, but none of that matters in life anyways.

Katie is bored in class.

by I like avocados November 1, 2019

December 13

National Awesome People Are Born On This Day! It’s T Swizzle’s birthday broski, time to celebrate!

Random Person: Ugh it’s December 13, another boring day
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019