Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!
Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*
by I like avocados November 02, 2019
Some people might not consider xc to be a sport, but it is. Most people don’t know how much hard work xc is. Xc requires the most dedication and hard work. Most xc teams are small, so you get a closer bond with your teammates. Bus rides to meets are lit, because you get to play paranoia with your teammates on the bus. Without xc the world would change forever.
by I like avocados November 03, 2019
An awkward mix of a child and a teen. Most tweens start dating as soon as possible. Tweens try to be real cool. Tweens still don’t understand life. Tweens learn what sports they are good at. Tweens have learned what music they like and don’t like. Tweens are best age group to be in, even though it gets crazy.
by I like avocados November 02, 2019
Random Person: Ugh it’s December 13, another boring day
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*
Me: BOI! Its T Swizzle’s birthday! How dare you call it a boring day!
Random Person: Chill Broski I didnt know, you need to calm down, your being to loud
Me: *speechless in awe*
by I like avocados November 02, 2019
Girl: is that a new word
Girl 2: nope its just mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Girl: i think i have to go
Girl 2: nope its just mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Girl: i think i have to go
by I like avocados November 03, 2019
A realm where kids go through puberty. Tweens try out love, find the sport they are good at, and try to be cool.
by I like avocados November 02, 2019
An overrated fruit that doesn’t even taste good. Apples are mostly red, but can be yellow and green sometimes. Apples can be made into pie, cider, juice, cake, and almost anything else. There are lots of My Little Ponies named after apples.
by I like avocados November 02, 2019