Golden Boot

When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass

Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.

Really was she hot

Fuck yeah, that's why I did it

by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017

Sex

The meaning of life.

Sex.

by I just pulled a jack May 25, 2017

Math

During sex or your math lesson:

You add the bed,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs,

And pray you don't multiply.

Dude, my girl taught me math last night.

by I just pulled a jack May 25, 2017

Hotdog

When the male puts his dick in a hotdog bun, and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.

“Ouch”
“Whats wrong, bro”
“My girl ate my hotdog last night”
“Damn, with ketchup or mustard?”

by I just pulled a jack May 29, 2018

Hotdog

When the male puts his dick in a hotdog and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.

“Hotdog”
“Mustard or ketchup”

by I just pulled a jack May 31, 2018