3 definitions by I hate college
A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.
My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
by I hate college January 10, 2005
The absurdly, unfairly high drinking age in this shithole "country" known as the USA. My God, if an adult who is 20 years and 9 months old drinks tonight, society will fall apart! There will be drunk driving accidents even though I don't even own a car!! My God. We must bar these "children" from alcohol for as long as possible!
I fucking hate college. Everyone with their stupid fake IDs gets to have fun and a good kid like me has to wait around like a schmuck for 3 more months. I know it doesn't sound like a lot, but being at a school with NO parties whatsoever, I'm about ready to shoot myself in the head. Never believe anyone who tells you college rocks. It doesn't. I have been to two colleges and I hated them both. Girls fucking hate me. I'm still a virgin and just want to cry. I'm so damn ugly and short on top of it. And painfully shy. College is all the same no matter where you go. Fuck. I just want to be 21 already, this is driving me nuts...
by I hate college November 10, 2004
by I hate college November 4, 2004