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Amazonukah

A celebration that can last up to weeks after Christmas, where late shipments still arrive in the mail many days after they were ordered online.
Amazonukah lasted 17 days after Christmas this year as many of my gifts were coming from Santa's new workshop conveniently located in China due to it's cheaper labor.
by I got you back December 23, 2014
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Fauxking

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
by I got you back June 29, 2009
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Chia Head

When you stick the tip of your cockinto your chick's bushjust enough to where it looks like a little afro for you johnson
Holy shit bitch you just gave me a chia head
by I got you back May 13, 2009
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What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.
Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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Front Leaning Rest Position

What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.
Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?

Private : Well Drill Sergea

Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Sexual ThanksGiving

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.
Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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