a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
by I got you back February 08, 2009
Get the crusty lopezmug. Text abbreviation for "What The Figgity Fuck", a saying that might slip out when you hear something (or read a text) that devastates your mind.
(Text conversation)
Man 1: OMFG! Did you hear I got the part?
Man 2: What I didn’t know that you were a thespian.
Man 1: No, I don’t act but I will be the main character in an all black midget gang bang, I’m going to be the only white guy/non midget there. I hope they aren't packing heat.
Man 2: WTFF!
Man 1: OMFG! Did you hear I got the part?
Man 2: What I didn’t know that you were a thespian.
Man 1: No, I don’t act but I will be the main character in an all black midget gang bang, I’m going to be the only white guy/non midget there. I hope they aren't packing heat.
Man 2: WTFF!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
Get the WTFFmug. Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Get the Pseudo Jerkin Itmug. by I got you back March 02, 2009
Get the burning quinteromug. Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
Woman 1: Sure.
Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.
Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Get the Phoner Bonermug. Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?
Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich
Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich
Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole
Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich
Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich
Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Get the Ass Sandwhichmug. Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.
Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
Get the Sexual ThanksGivingmug.