crusty lopez

a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
by I got you back February 08, 2009
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WTFF

Text abbreviation for "What The Figgity Fuck", a saying that might slip out when you hear something (or read a text) that devastates your mind.
(Text conversation)
Man 1: OMFG! Did you hear I got the part?

Man 2: What I didn’t know that you were a thespian.

Man 1: No, I don’t act but I will be the main character in an all black midget gang bang, I’m going to be the only white guy/non midget there. I hope they aren't packing heat.

Man 2: WTFF!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Phoner Boner

A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.
Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?

Woman 1: Sure.

Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.

Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Front Leaning Rest Position

What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.
Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?

Private : Well Drill Sergea

Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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bean wood

Getting sexually aroused by a mexican. Normally requires an erect penis but can also work for erect nipples.
Maria over there just gave me major bean wood. Hell, she gave the whole basesball team bean wood
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
by I got you back September 20, 2009
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