The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
Man 1: Where did Jose go?
Man 2: He’s busy destroying the Shitatorium with an un-godly torrent of Mexican food based shit!
Man 2: He’s busy destroying the Shitatorium with an un-godly torrent of Mexican food based shit!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.
Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
by I got you back July 18, 2009
The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
A saying spoken by U.S. Army Drill Sergeants whenever something appears comical to them, due to the Drill Sergeants inability to speak more than two words without cussing, they will often implant curse words in the middle phrases where they have no business being.
Private: Drill Sergeant my knee bone is sticking out of my leg.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
Drill Sergeant: Ha-Mother-Fucking-Ha, Front Leaning Rest Position Move!!!
(Translation)
Drill Sergeant: I find your pain and discomfort comical to me and I would like you to do push ups to further increase your pain and vicariously my amusement at said pain.
by I got you back July 13, 2009
The often unintentional theft of a friend or acquaintances lighter, many times this act is a subconscious force of habit, but is just as often not an accident. Most people realize that any lighters they buy might get lighter gamed so they purchase cheap ones in bulk.
Man 1: Dude where did my Incredible Hulk lighter go?
Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.
Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!
Man 2: Chalk it up to the lighter game.
Man 3: Yeah dude you’ve just been lighter gamed!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.
Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.
Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.
Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.
Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
by I got you back July 25, 2009