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Sexual ThanksGiving

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.

Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!

by I got you back July 13, 2009

What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.

Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?

by I got you back July 13, 2009

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Nose Taint

The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing

When I went to Get my Septum pierced the Piercer grabbed my nose and said "Got your nose taint".

by I got you back April 12, 2009

bean wood

Getting sexually aroused by a mexican. Normally requires an erect penis but can also work for erect nipples.

Maria over there just gave me major bean wood. Hell, she gave the whole basesball team bean wood

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.

Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.

by I got you back September 20, 2009

Morning Jerk

The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.

Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.

by I got you back July 19, 2009