Definitions by I eat poop 69

Anti-simp 

The exact opposite of a simp.
A simp is a person that practically worships and idolizes anyone they find attractive. An anti-simp is someone that hates the same people that simps worship (like e-girls/thots) and usually idolizes other anti-simps or doesn't idolize anyone at all.

I'm proudly a Pokimane anti-simp, I hate Pokimane and all of that creature's simps

Anti-simp by I eat poop 69 February 4, 2022

Simp Prison

The next level of Horny Jail

Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!

Simp Prison by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022

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cum by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022

LeafyIsHere is the cancer of YouTube

An untrue phrase said by filthy non-reptilians

Non-reptilian: LEAFyISHErE IS THE CANCeR OF YOUTuBE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Reptilian: HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

LeafyIsHere is the cancer of YouTube by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022

Defamation 

What Pokimane's getting sued for lmao

Ninja and his wife are suing Pokimane for defamation, I hope they win.

Defamation by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022

Pokimane thicc compilation 

The worst type of content in all of existence.

Retard: DId YOU SeE ThAT POKImANE THICC COMPILaTION I JERKED OFF TO IT LIKE 100 TIMeS ITS SOOOOOOoOOoOOOOoO HOT
Reptilian: bruh stfu simp. Pokimane is a fucking retard and so are you.

Pokimane thicc compilation by I eat poop 69 January 20, 2022

Olivia Rodrigo simp 

The worst type creature in existence, basically they simp for a creature called Olivia Rodrigo.

random olivia rodrigo stan: HAVVE YOU SEEN OLIVAIA RODIGOR SEE IS SOOOOOOOOO TALLANTED AND BEWTIFAL I LOEV HER SOOOOOOO MUTCH
Person That Actually Has a Brain: Omg stfu Olivia Rodrigo simp you're literally simping for a fucking psychopath.
olivia rodrigo stan: NOOOooOOOOOoOOoOoOOoOOOOO!!!!! HOW DaRE YOU SAy ANYThING BAD ABOuT MY KWEeN OLIvA REDRIgO!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olivia Rodrigo simp by I eat poop 69 January 20, 2022