Definitions by I Smell Like Metal

iFunny

Your number one source for politics.

iFunny is my only trusted source.

iFunny by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

fuck off

A very polite and respectful way to end and/or convey your feelings to the another human being that you are having a conversation with.

Little Girl: Excuse me sir, can you help me I can't find my mommy :(

Man: Fuck off.

fuck off by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Hell 

That's where you go when you die.

You're going to Hell.

Hell by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Wire 

The thing Jesse says in Breaking Bad: Season 2, Episode 9, at around thirty eight minutes and forty one seconds into the episode.

"Ahh. Wire."

Wire by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Yipee

A word you have to scream when you're exited in public because society won't let you say what you truly feel.

Forced to say "Yipee"
Born to scream "FUCK YEAH!"

Yipee by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Dungeons & Dragons 

The game that all the science nerds, band kids, theater freaks, and plain ol' whackjobs get together and play with each other because nobody else wants to hang out with them.

I mean seriously, only a game made by weirdos would have charisma as a "fantasy trait"

Person 1: Hey man! Me and the gang are gonna hang out in my moms basement for 3-7 hours and play Dungeons & Dragons where we do weird puzzles that require you to do math for some reason. Wanna come with?

Person 2: No.

Dungeons & Dragons by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024