Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
shudupmuthufuca
a rapid way to tell some irritating asshole to 'Shut up, motherfucker!'. It's said at the speed of light and it's a huge run-on on phonetics strung together.
Shuh-
duhp-
muh'
thuh'
fuhk-
kuh!
All the phonetics have that simple 'uh' in their sound, so SAY IT REAL FAST! All together now!
Shuh-
duhp-
muh'
thuh'
fuhk-
kuh!
All the phonetics have that simple 'uh' in their sound, so SAY IT REAL FAST! All together now!
1. Company commander at a military recruit boot camp to an unruly sociopathic recruit: 'Shudupmuthufuca!'
2. Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: You can't jail me! I am the Chosen One! I was born to rule the world! I am a god!
Judge: I sentence you to lie imprisonment without parole for 3000 years for all your crimes!
Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: I am divine! Everybody loves me! The election was stolen from ME!
Judge: Shudupmuthufuca! Security, take this TRAITOR away!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: You can't jail me! I am the Chosen One! I was born to rule the world! I am a god!
Judge: I sentence you to lie imprisonment without parole for 3000 years for all your crimes!
Donnie Douchebag TraitorTrump: I am divine! Everybody loves me! The election was stolen from ME!
Judge: Shudupmuthufuca! Security, take this TRAITOR away!!!!!!!!!!!
shudupmuthufuca by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 30, 2021
Donald Jerk Trump
1. The lowest point and the absolute worst excuse for a President in US history. He is a racist rapist daughter-molesting uncouth loudmouth pervert traitor kidnapping fascist boorish juvenile immature bullying SMF stupid obnoxious Caligula egotistical Hitler Antichrist greedy blowhard arrogant pornographic vuvuzela blubbering ill-mannered cretinous criminal dictatorial unreliable unprincipled obtuse irresponsible unqualified undisciplined churlish terroristic hateful Qadhafi pesty annoying irritating underfoot rude crude lewd obscene vulgar childish embarrassing self-effaced narcisstic murderous lying thieving cheating unfaithful violent hypocritical blasphemous self-serving sacrilegious defiling unamerican unchristian unmuslim unjewish ungodly evil whining wimpy sissy ninny fraidy-cat mama's-boy spankee-boy crybaby diaper-stinking tantrum-throwing pissy motormouth lippy punkass instigating rotten dirty disgusting repulsive disgraceful intrusive hell-hound dum-dum pissant s.o.b. bastard.
2. Anybody who has some, most or all of the above listed traits. The type of person you DON'T invite to a party, social function or ask for a date. Nobody likes, needs or really has the time for trash like these. The kind to be avoided by all means.
2. Anybody who has some, most or all of the above listed traits. The type of person you DON'T invite to a party, social function or ask for a date. Nobody likes, needs or really has the time for trash like these. The kind to be avoided by all means.
1. Donald Jerk Trump was put in his place by the next President, Joe Biden. Douchebag Donnie was bragging and interrupting and twice Joe had to tell him, 'Will you shut up, man?'. Donald Jerk Trump is the most sociopathic and hated person in the world. He will become a model for teaching the children in schools, Sunday school, etc. of what NOT to be.
2. Aaron is talking ignorant trash again. He's acting like a Donald Jerk Trump.
3. Willie Nelson says: 'Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Donald Jerk Trump.
4. Donald Jerk Trump is a poster boy for condoms and birth control.
2. Aaron is talking ignorant trash again. He's acting like a Donald Jerk Trump.
3. Willie Nelson says: 'Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Donald Jerk Trump.
4. Donald Jerk Trump is a poster boy for condoms and birth control.
Donald Jerk Trump by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2020
New Kids On The Block
The template for all the shitty pop boy bands that are here today, gone tomorrow. They started out in 1986 and ended in 1994. They lip-synched and pranced around on stage to a drum machine that they DID NOT program or know how to.
NOTE: Menudo from Puerto Rico was an early 80s predecessor. Like NKOTB, only t(w)een girls like these lip-synching losers.
NOTE: Menudo from Puerto Rico was an early 80s predecessor. Like NKOTB, only t(w)een girls like these lip-synching losers.
1. N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, etc. are successors to New Kids On the Block. They had their famous 15 and are assembly line made and they suck suck SUCK.
2. Those new K-pop bands of today are just Korean versions of New Kids On The Block. Fuck them all. Check out the K-rock band 57 (pronounced 'Oh Chill') instead. I've seen them, met them and they are AWESOME.
3. Why? Why am I alive? The world is filled with hate, death, pollution and New Kids On The Block!
2. Those new K-pop bands of today are just Korean versions of New Kids On The Block. Fuck them all. Check out the K-rock band 57 (pronounced 'Oh Chill') instead. I've seen them, met them and they are AWESOME.
3. Why? Why am I alive? The world is filled with hate, death, pollution and New Kids On The Block!
New Kids On The Block by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
Vanilla Ice
White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.
Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.
Vanilla Ice by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
Best Personality
1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!
Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?
3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!
Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?
3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
Best Personality by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
sexy
1. The state of being attraction, gets the mojo running, sexually appealing, 'turns somebody on', makes someone have sex with you, etc. It all depends on the individual and it's pretty much all in the mind.
2. A feeling of yourself looking good or sexually appealing.
2. A feeling of yourself looking good or sexually appealing.
1. Some guys like shorter women, some find tall women to be sexy. And some don't care at all if she's cute and sexy in other ways.
2. I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts! So what do I do? I TAKE IT OFF!
3. Look at that Shania Twain CD. Yeah, she's sexy as hell but the music SUCKS.
4. If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know!
2. I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, so sexy it hurts! So what do I do? I TAKE IT OFF!
3. Look at that Shania Twain CD. Yeah, she's sexy as hell but the music SUCKS.
4. If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know!
sexy by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
Sugartits
1. a derogatory term used by Donald Trumpish boors who can't see a woman beyond her tits (and maybe ass too). He don't care about her personality or smarts.
2. A female LAPD cop, said term made famous by the tanked Mel Gibson. This was one of the steps that derailed his stellar movie career.
3. Any lady cop.
2. A female LAPD cop, said term made famous by the tanked Mel Gibson. This was one of the steps that derailed his stellar movie career.
3. Any lady cop.
1. Daryl: WTF are you listening to? That girl can't sing to save her life!
John (holding up CD case): It's the latest by Joan Ramone. Looka dem sugartits!
Daryl: You're thinking with your rocket, man.
John: 'TALENT' doesn't matter when she's got the FIRST 2 LETTERS.
Daryl: Awwww, damn!
2. Mel Gibson of Mad Max and Lethal Weapon fame said, 'Whaddaya looking at, sugartits?' to a lady LAPD cop when he got busted for a DUI. It wouldn't be long he'd be divorced. He also screwed a terrible Russian musician and she bore his child and he threatened her life. These acts pretty much trash canned his brilliant movie career. He literally fucked up.
3. Joey was pulled over by a Maine lady trooper for speeding. She was going to give him a warning but since he called her 'sugartits' she wrote him a ticket.
John (holding up CD case): It's the latest by Joan Ramone. Looka dem sugartits!
Daryl: You're thinking with your rocket, man.
John: 'TALENT' doesn't matter when she's got the FIRST 2 LETTERS.
Daryl: Awwww, damn!
2. Mel Gibson of Mad Max and Lethal Weapon fame said, 'Whaddaya looking at, sugartits?' to a lady LAPD cop when he got busted for a DUI. It wouldn't be long he'd be divorced. He also screwed a terrible Russian musician and she bore his child and he threatened her life. These acts pretty much trash canned his brilliant movie career. He literally fucked up.
3. Joey was pulled over by a Maine lady trooper for speeding. She was going to give him a warning but since he called her 'sugartits' she wrote him a ticket.
Sugartits by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020