a corporate Nashville assembly-line teen product modeled up to appeal to the soccer mom crowd in the fucking PC 90s. She was geared up to have a "wholesome" goody-goody image to appeal to people who don't like their music too challenging. She was declared a teen prodigy when she covered the country classic "Blue". Right after that, several albums consisting of her covering other people's songs were released. She has destroyed good songs like "Purple Rain" by Prince, and predictably sang "Christian" ("You Light Up My Life") and "patriotic" songs (just in time - right after 9/11, imagine that! Cha-ching!). Around 2003 she released a teen crap dance album, it stunk. She records whatever is the heat of the moment. She is a manufactured star, indicative of what's wrong with popular music today.
On Thanksgiving Day 1997, my mom turns on the radio and Leann Rimes is wailing her version of "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. Everyone in the whole fucking family is impressed and struck with awe at her extreme "talent", everyone, that is, except me.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008
A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".
1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.
2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"
2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 09, 2008
1. an adult white woman. For all you anthroplogist and PC types the term is "European-American" or "Euro-American". "Caucasian" isn't entirely effective because the Caucasian race/catagory/whatever includes Arabic, Indian subcontinent and other peoples whose skins aren't white.
2. a slang name for powdered cocaine.
2. a slang name for powdered cocaine.
1. my girlfriend is a short stout beautiful auburn-haired white lady with soft blue eyes. She may not be a goddess but she's got a charming personality and that's good enough for me.
2. I was at a party at a sorority house at Palmer Avenue. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and Hugo, Mindy and Jeff were tooting lines. They asked if I wanted a snort and I said no. The only white lady I want is in the flesh. It's said that love is the drug and that's the drug that I want - not the kind you sniff up your nose.
2. I was at a party at a sorority house at Palmer Avenue. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and Hugo, Mindy and Jeff were tooting lines. They asked if I wanted a snort and I said no. The only white lady I want is in the flesh. It's said that love is the drug and that's the drug that I want - not the kind you sniff up your nose.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 29, 2009
I saw the liner notes to my roomate's copy of a Twisted Sister album. There was a paragraph stating about the listener's audio enjoyment as he/she listens to the recorded music on a stereo. It goes la-da-da-da-da, on and on until the last sentence says "in other words, PLAY IT LOUD, MUTHA!" Also, I once saw someone wearing a T-shirt with a picture of the band's singer Dee Snyder shouting that phrase.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 03, 2008
It's a trade name for a major cannabis growing firm in Canada. The name comes from 'CANAdian CAnnabis'. Since marijuana in all its forms and uses is legal in Canada, this is a major agricultural company that grows hemp plants.
1. I reently took a big vacation going through Canada and New England. I entered Canada at Niagara Falls at bought some reefers and a lighter at a cannabis shop in town. Later on during a pit stop at the Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory I got some gas for my car then I went next door to the Smoke On the Water shop (that's the actual name!) and I bought 3 more yellow submarines. When I arrived at the motel in Ottawa and got settled in for the next day of city touring I pulled out two doobies from my Canaca bottle and lit up.
2. Before I reentered the U.S.A. there were signs stating that you couldn't take weed out of Canada but I already smoked mine anyway. I did save my Canaca bottle and brought it back to America. empty.
2. Before I reentered the U.S.A. there were signs stating that you couldn't take weed out of Canada but I already smoked mine anyway. I did save my Canaca bottle and brought it back to America. empty.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 07, 2019
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006