511 definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
a phrase in the Japanese language that means "thank you very much". Made popular in Western culture by the 1983 hit "Mr. Roberto" (also known as "Kilroy Was Here", "The Modern Man" and "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto") by the band Styx. This is how many Americans learned the phrase.
after the Japanese man took a picture of me (sitting in two countries at the same time!) at the U.S. - Canada border mark on the Niagara Falls Peace Bridge I thanked him by saying "Domo arigato". He smiled and shook my hand.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 13, 2006
Real name Tom Cruz. An egotistical cocky self-absorbed shitbrat who plays himself in every single movie he's been in. His career really started taking off when he made that now iconic scene of scooting on the floor, flopping on a couch and lip-synching to an old Bob Seger song. After all this time, it's not funny anymore. He hit the big time with 'Top Gun', a 'classic' for armchair generals who would cheer future wars on TV and who get boners from flipping people off.
But there's more. Several marriages, and he's a zealous advocate for the proto-New Age dumbshit cult of Scientology. He believes that humanity is from Venus and migrated to Earth and it's time to contact the 'Thetans' by placing thr hands on a couple of tin cans. He thinks diet and exercise cures post-birth depression in new mothers and says that meds are psychiatry are bunk.
Not only that, when he dated and plugged the young starfucker Katie Holmes, he made a total ass of himself by jumping and stepping on a couch during an OPRAH episode like a little kid. He and Katie wed) (shotgun) and daughter Suri arrived. Now divorced, Katie keeps on chasing movie stars and Tom has shit all over his face, and he's older too. And everyone by now knows about his arrogance.
But there's more. Several marriages, and he's a zealous advocate for the proto-New Age dumbshit cult of Scientology. He believes that humanity is from Venus and migrated to Earth and it's time to contact the 'Thetans' by placing thr hands on a couple of tin cans. He thinks diet and exercise cures post-birth depression in new mothers and says that meds are psychiatry are bunk.
Not only that, when he dated and plugged the young starfucker Katie Holmes, he made a total ass of himself by jumping and stepping on a couch during an OPRAH episode like a little kid. He and Katie wed) (shotgun) and daughter Suri arrived. Now divorced, Katie keeps on chasing movie stars and Tom has shit all over his face, and he's older too. And everyone by now knows about his arrogance.
1. I was in the Navy during the time 'Top gun' came out. Part of that film was made on the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Enterprise. The next year I was stationed in San Francisco Bay where the Enterprise was docked and every sailor I met from that ship told me that Tom Cruise was an egotistical haughty sack o' douche who treated everyone there as his servants.
2. Tom Cruise acted his cocky self in the film 'The Color of Money' in 1987 but he wasn't the major star, Paul Newman was. That's what saved the movie from the trash heap, Paul Newman has CLASS.
3. During the 2003-2011 Iraq War Tom Cruise sassed off about protestors 'not being American' yet HE never served. FUCK HIM!!!!
4. Supposedly a Top Gun sequel is coming out 'soon', 36 years after the original. As a veteran, I can tell you already not only is it unrealistic but it's guaranteed to be shit. After all these wars during the past 20-30 years fucking up the social and economic fabric of America, we don't need it. I hope it bombs. Tom Cruise is no hot-shot, he's a washed out dum-dum boy. For the record, I DON'T think he's gay.
2. Tom Cruise acted his cocky self in the film 'The Color of Money' in 1987 but he wasn't the major star, Paul Newman was. That's what saved the movie from the trash heap, Paul Newman has CLASS.
3. During the 2003-2011 Iraq War Tom Cruise sassed off about protestors 'not being American' yet HE never served. FUCK HIM!!!!
4. Supposedly a Top Gun sequel is coming out 'soon', 36 years after the original. As a veteran, I can tell you already not only is it unrealistic but it's guaranteed to be shit. After all these wars during the past 20-30 years fucking up the social and economic fabric of America, we don't need it. I hope it bombs. Tom Cruise is no hot-shot, he's a washed out dum-dum boy. For the record, I DON'T think he's gay.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 13, 2022
it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see.
Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples:
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.
2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.
3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...
4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.
Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.
4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.
RUSH
5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.
2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.
3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...
4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.
Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.
4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.
RUSH
5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009
a really overhyped bad show, where pretty boys and PYTs get their famous 15 minutes attempting to sing on TV and in most cases, prove that they have absolutely no talent whatsoever. The whole contest is rigged up, the lousiest contestants are purposely kept in the contest for a period of time just to rile up viewers' passions to motivate them to call up and say that the lousy contestant sucks big time. Those who do have any measure of talent at all, winner or not, sometimes get a recording contract and are set up with hack songwriters and producers who put together the "Idol"s first album, which is a pile of trash - IOW, whatever talent there may be is completely wasted. American Idol sucks.
American Idol is a lot like Star Search, a "talent search" TV program of the Eighties that seemed to have all the chumps performing on it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 5, 2007
a ribald head turning practice where a guy flashes his ding dong to other people for amuzement, disruptive intent, to get attention or just a plain and simple gesture of defiance, contempt and rebellion. The left hand is on the willie and the right one can flip a bird, give a V or some other fuck you gesture. Sneering is optional.
1. I saw on PBS a miniseries about the history of rock'n'roll. On the episode about proto-punk there was a show by the Stooges. Iggy Pop reached into his short silver pants and stunned the audience by exposing his sex pistol and doing the rattlesnake shake. He was rocking out with his cock out.
2. the outgoing governor of Florida worked feverishly to give a pardon to Doors frontman Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock out during a gig sometime during 1969 - 1971. The pardon was granted.
3. On the track "Rock Out" on the 2008 Motorhead CD "Motorizer" Lemmy exhorts you to impress your lady friends by rocking out with your cock out.
4. Trent got busted by the cops when he flashed his weenie at every neighbor who was home. He said to each of them, "This spud's for you" and walked on by. Not everybody wants you to rock out with your cock out.
2. the outgoing governor of Florida worked feverishly to give a pardon to Doors frontman Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock out during a gig sometime during 1969 - 1971. The pardon was granted.
3. On the track "Rock Out" on the 2008 Motorhead CD "Motorizer" Lemmy exhorts you to impress your lady friends by rocking out with your cock out.
4. Trent got busted by the cops when he flashed his weenie at every neighbor who was home. He said to each of them, "This spud's for you" and walked on by. Not everybody wants you to rock out with your cock out.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2011
a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".
1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.
2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!
3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!
2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!
3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 22, 2011
That is a chant people sing between verses of the hit song from the 60s, "Mony Mony". Billy Idol covered the song and took it to #1 in 1987. The chant varies with geography.
I was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Montreal. Everybody was speaking French, I couldn't understand a word anybody was saying. Then, Billy Idol's version of Mony Mony was played by the DJ and within seconds the dance floor was packed. Billy sang "Here she comes down singing "Mony Mony" and the crowd sang the Canadian Mony Mony chant "Hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked" in ENGLISH! Unbelievable.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 6, 2007