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At Least I Didn't Support Trump
This is a manifesto statement that you can fire back at anyone who insults you, criticizes you, abuses you or puts you down. It's a statement of STRENGTH and CHARACTER. It affirms that you use your brain instead of falling for any loudmouth hypocritical hateful egomaniac. It means that you never have and never will recognize Donnie Douchebag Jerk TraitorTrashTrump the immoral immature ill-mannered fascist racist sexist daughter-molesting SMF as a President of the USA or even as a human being. It means that you don't fall for false messiahs, Trumpster did say he was the 'Chosen One' after all. It means that you have more morals, maturity and scruples than the person who is badmouthing you. This assumption has NOTHING to do with partisan or political issues, it's a moral and ethical one. Trump is a quisling, a puppet of Putin, a Russian sputnik, and a shrieking scowling Caligula antichrist with a personality cult that hangs like a thick gloomy cloud. When you say this phrase, you are stating that you are an American who supports our Constitution and the freedoms it encompasses. It means you embrace the diversity of what makes America great. It means that you are nobody's fool, not a sucker, not a dumb stooge and that you think for yourself - that you are not an easily impressed ignorant starfucker. And attempting to overthrow the government after losing an election is NEVER cool.
1. Teacher: Billy Idle, why are you so lazy? You didn't read the assignment, did ya? You're not good for anything!
Billy Idle: At least I didn't support Trump.
(watch the teacher's face get red with embarrassment)
2. Dad (screaming to his daughter): You're not going out with Pinky Paul and that's that! I didn't raise you to be dating a lunkhead like him! He's a loser!
Sussudio: At least I didn't support Trump.
Dad: Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. When somebody is itching for a fight with you, just tell that moron 'At least I didn't support Trump', and that stupid cretin will probably leave you alone because you told him that you ain't a clod - that you're not dumber than a brick like he is.
Billy Idle: At least I didn't support Trump.
(watch the teacher's face get red with embarrassment)
2. Dad (screaming to his daughter): You're not going out with Pinky Paul and that's that! I didn't raise you to be dating a lunkhead like him! He's a loser!
Sussudio: At least I didn't support Trump.
Dad: Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. When somebody is itching for a fight with you, just tell that moron 'At least I didn't support Trump', and that stupid cretin will probably leave you alone because you told him that you ain't a clod - that you're not dumber than a brick like he is.
At Least I Didn't Support Trump by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 24, 2023
Shonen Knife
A Japanese punk lady trio, hailing from Osaka, Japan. They formed in 1981 and they play power-pop-punk rock music inspired by the Ramones, Beach Boys, 60s 'girl groups' (singing trios) and Japanese pop. Unlike most punk bands they generally write about more 'positive' topics, esp. food, good times and occasionally sci-fi. They don't push a sexual image but they do have a 'cutesy-wutsey' kawaii image, and they often draw in the cosplay crowd but make no mistake - those women are punk rockers, and they can kick out the jams - HARD. Some critics label this band under the category of 'cuddlecore'.
1. I've seen and met Shonen Knife five times. They always put on an exciting electrifying set. They're very fan friendly, after a show they'll talk with you, pose for selfies, sign anything.
2. Their audience is expanding beyond generations. The last 2 times I saw them they were playing full houses to audiences that had adults in their 40s and 50s.
3. Play a Shonen Knife CD in your car and it'll take you outta your doldrums in no time.
4. Shonen Knife is simply a FUN band to hear and see. What's wrong with just plain fun? When they come to your town to play, check them out.
2. Their audience is expanding beyond generations. The last 2 times I saw them they were playing full houses to audiences that had adults in their 40s and 50s.
3. Play a Shonen Knife CD in your car and it'll take you outta your doldrums in no time.
4. Shonen Knife is simply a FUN band to hear and see. What's wrong with just plain fun? When they come to your town to play, check them out.
Shonen Knife by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 15, 2022
Courtney Love
A controversial woman in the world of rock in the late 20th century to today. A washed-out bleach blonde who had her day yet still has to be in the limelight just to let you know she's here. She was married to Kurt Cobain of grunge superstars Nirvana and after he committed suicide on April 8, 1994 and Nirvana imploded, she read his suicide note tearfully in public, calling him an 'asshole'. Then shortly thereafter, she laid Percy Farrel of Porno for Pyros AND Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails and backtalked about how bad in bed they were. Before she met and married Kurt, she worked as a stripper and even gave head to Ted Nugent when she was a preteen. She has a very long and dirty past, and this starfucker reputation has made her a target of bad media attention. Still, she put it on herself.
She gets blamed by some for Kurt's death but I don't think she did it. She fronted the band Hole, which was so-so at best, playing guitar and (ahem) singing? Then she went solo and got into legal issues with the Nirvana survivors. To this day she riles up concertgoers at her shows to chant 'The Foo Fighters are FAAAAGGGGSSSS!' which shows her gross lack of class and extreme immaturity. Always looking for attention, she even got up on Dave Letterman's desk and revealed her tits to him on TV. A total no class whore.
She gets blamed by some for Kurt's death but I don't think she did it. She fronted the band Hole, which was so-so at best, playing guitar and (ahem) singing? Then she went solo and got into legal issues with the Nirvana survivors. To this day she riles up concertgoers at her shows to chant 'The Foo Fighters are FAAAAGGGGSSSS!' which shows her gross lack of class and extreme immaturity. Always looking for attention, she even got up on Dave Letterman's desk and revealed her tits to him on TV. A total no class whore.
1. Courtney Love is the Yoko Ono of alternative rock. Yoko got blamed for the Beatles' breakup and John's death, but the others deny it. After all, she worked with them to compile and finally release the Beatles Anthology project which came out in 1995. Still, the rumors and conspiracy talk go on...
2. Courtney Love may have inspired other women to pick up a guitar, which is cool. But God knows there are SERIOUS female rock'n'rollers who DON'T play the 'sexual image/dumb bitch' bullshit (Go-Go's, Bangles, L7, Heart, Plasticines, Shonen Knife, etc.) that have talent and praise who need to be recognized. And Courtney Love with her stupid antics gives ALL these lady rockers a very ugly name. Disgraceful.
3. The pioneering Go-Go's are now in the Hall of Fame, and so are Heart and Joan Jett, women rockers. Shonen Knife is getting quite an audience now after paying their dues since 1981. Others like Julianne Hatfield and Sheryl Crow also keep their lives private and don't push this sexual angle, they let their music do the talking. That's why these female rockers are still around and Courtney Love is a used-up has-been starfucker broad that nobody really wants to have or be with. She's history.
2. Courtney Love may have inspired other women to pick up a guitar, which is cool. But God knows there are SERIOUS female rock'n'rollers who DON'T play the 'sexual image/dumb bitch' bullshit (Go-Go's, Bangles, L7, Heart, Plasticines, Shonen Knife, etc.) that have talent and praise who need to be recognized. And Courtney Love with her stupid antics gives ALL these lady rockers a very ugly name. Disgraceful.
3. The pioneering Go-Go's are now in the Hall of Fame, and so are Heart and Joan Jett, women rockers. Shonen Knife is getting quite an audience now after paying their dues since 1981. Others like Julianne Hatfield and Sheryl Crow also keep their lives private and don't push this sexual angle, they let their music do the talking. That's why these female rockers are still around and Courtney Love is a used-up has-been starfucker broad that nobody really wants to have or be with. She's history.
Courtney Love by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 27, 2022
Loudmouth
1. an ignorant asshole who sasses off and talks trash and gossip about everything and everyone. Such people are pushover boors who turn others off by their demeanor and delivery. Their limited vocabulary reflects their ignorance and that betrays their banal stupidity. They pry in and pop off the chops all the time giving unwelcome outdated advice on things they know nothing about and more often than not it's churlish, obnoxious, slanted, narrow minded and dumb. Also 'loud mouth'.
2. a sassybrat who is spoiling for a fight all the time and doesn't know when to STFU and go away.
3. a nosey-knewser. A 'know nothing'.
4.the title of a song by the first true punk rock band The Ramones, from their self-titled 1976 (that long ago?) debut album.
5. Donald J. Trump
2. a sassybrat who is spoiling for a fight all the time and doesn't know when to STFU and go away.
3. a nosey-knewser. A 'know nothing'.
4.the title of a song by the first true punk rock band The Ramones, from their self-titled 1976 (that long ago?) debut album.
5. Donald J. Trump
1. Tipper Gore in the 80s started the music censorship wave with other Congressmen's wives to form the evil PMRC. Shee is a domineering loudmouth bitch who sasses of about artists she knows nothing about such as ELO, RUSH, Prince, Pink Floyd, Adam Ant, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Earth,Wind and Fire, Ozzy Osbourne, the Cult and even John Denver. She thinks they're all 'satanic' and evil. Yet when her husband Al (who she used to dominate) became Vice President, she shook her ass to Fleetwood Mac on the lawn.
2. Diaper Donnie TraitorTrump and his lackey Kayne West/Ye are always shooting off the mouth and talking hateful trash like brats. We all know what an antichrist Caligula Trump is and Ye is losing all sponsorships because of his antisemitism. They are loudmouths, assholes and LOSERS.
3. Rush Limbaugh, Star Jones, Nancy Grace, Tucker Carlson, Geraldo Riveira, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock are all loudmoths - obnoxious lunkheads with buttholes for their brains.
4. The lyrics of the Ramones song are as follows: Well, you're a loudmouth, baby
You better shut it up!
I'm gonna beat you up
Well, you're a loudmouth, babe
5. Trump is a worthless loudmouth insurrectionist Russian satellite fascist daughter-molesting antichrist SMF.
2. Diaper Donnie TraitorTrump and his lackey Kayne West/Ye are always shooting off the mouth and talking hateful trash like brats. We all know what an antichrist Caligula Trump is and Ye is losing all sponsorships because of his antisemitism. They are loudmouths, assholes and LOSERS.
3. Rush Limbaugh, Star Jones, Nancy Grace, Tucker Carlson, Geraldo Riveira, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock are all loudmoths - obnoxious lunkheads with buttholes for their brains.
4. The lyrics of the Ramones song are as follows: Well, you're a loudmouth, baby
You better shut it up!
I'm gonna beat you up
Well, you're a loudmouth, babe
5. Trump is a worthless loudmouth insurrectionist Russian satellite fascist daughter-molesting antichrist SMF.
Loudmouth by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 27, 2022
Spanky
1. A character from the old short reel-to-reel comedy movies and later TV show 'the Little Rascals', created by Hal Roach.
2. A nickname of the frontwoman of the 60s 'sunshine pop' (milquetoast muzak) band Spanky and Our Gang. And yes, the band took their name from the Hal Roach comedy production.
3. A spanking, a swat on the butt. Often used playfully by people into BDSM and those sickos who get their rocks off on it.
4. Special pants to be worn for erotic spanking sessions. Also 'spankies' or 'spankees'. As an adjective it's just 'spanky' or 'spankee'.
5. One of many nicknames for the traitor incestuous pervert SMF Donald Trump.
2. A nickname of the frontwoman of the 60s 'sunshine pop' (milquetoast muzak) band Spanky and Our Gang. And yes, the band took their name from the Hal Roach comedy production.
3. A spanking, a swat on the butt. Often used playfully by people into BDSM and those sickos who get their rocks off on it.
4. Special pants to be worn for erotic spanking sessions. Also 'spankies' or 'spankees'. As an adjective it's just 'spanky' or 'spankee'.
5. One of many nicknames for the traitor incestuous pervert SMF Donald Trump.
1. The 1981 REO Speedwagon song 'Tough Guys' has a dialog between Spanky and Alfalfa.
2. Spanky and Our Gang had five Top 40 hits in 1967-68 but 'Give a Damn' peaked at #43 because radio and the ever-cursing Pres. Nixon didn't like the word 'DAMN' in the title.
3. Donnie Douchebag LOVES to get a spank by a ho. He's a worthless Caligula ninny spanky boy.
4. When TrumpChump went on a trip, he always took his daughter-wife along with the latest issues of kiddie porn mags and fresh packs of spanky pants.
5. Stormy Daniels holds a rolled-up magazine with Trump's pic on the front cover.
Ol' Spanky: Oh mama, would you?
Stormy: Take down your pants!
Ol' Spanky DOES SO!
Stormy Daniels spanks his ass with the mag! Two swats!
Ol' Spanky: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuhhhhh.....
Awww, shit! Pii-iiiss! Fuuu-uuck! Daaaa-aaamn! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He says he's the 'Chosen One', the Messiah, he's a FASCIST TURD, a rapist, an ANTICHRIST and he LOVES to get his ass SPANKED!!! He's a wimpy whiny repulsive disgusting SMF!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, my Sweet Lord, oh my Genesis!!! Donald the Diaper-Stinker is lower than the belly of a PREGNANT QUEEN ANT!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!
6. Ol' Spanky has raped the U.S.A. and democracy. The damage he did to America and its honor is incalculable.
2. Spanky and Our Gang had five Top 40 hits in 1967-68 but 'Give a Damn' peaked at #43 because radio and the ever-cursing Pres. Nixon didn't like the word 'DAMN' in the title.
3. Donnie Douchebag LOVES to get a spank by a ho. He's a worthless Caligula ninny spanky boy.
4. When TrumpChump went on a trip, he always took his daughter-wife along with the latest issues of kiddie porn mags and fresh packs of spanky pants.
5. Stormy Daniels holds a rolled-up magazine with Trump's pic on the front cover.
Ol' Spanky: Oh mama, would you?
Stormy: Take down your pants!
Ol' Spanky DOES SO!
Stormy Daniels spanks his ass with the mag! Two swats!
Ol' Spanky: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuhhhhh.....
Awww, shit! Pii-iiiss! Fuuu-uuck! Daaaa-aaamn! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He says he's the 'Chosen One', the Messiah, he's a FASCIST TURD, a rapist, an ANTICHRIST and he LOVES to get his ass SPANKED!!! He's a wimpy whiny repulsive disgusting SMF!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, my Sweet Lord, oh my Genesis!!! Donald the Diaper-Stinker is lower than the belly of a PREGNANT QUEEN ANT!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!
6. Ol' Spanky has raped the U.S.A. and democracy. The damage he did to America and its honor is incalculable.
Spanky by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 22, 2022
Focus On the Family
A 'Christian' fundamentalist fanatical Talban organization founded in 1977 by the self-appointed preacher-teacher-psychologist James Dobson who claims to have been a 'hippie' in his younger days but later 'saw the light'. Or that 'he learned to pray before he could talk'. Depends on what day it is. He DID see a way to steal money. Oh, his ideology 'focuses' on the family and 'family values' alright. As in hatred towards Jews, Muslims, other (real) Christians, homosexuals, 'liberals', the usual rigmarole. Dobson is anti-abortion and advocates violence against Planned Parenthood clinics whether they do abortions in them or not. He even supported the dumb broad Sarah Palin fervently, even when her teen daughter got pregnant just because Sarah is a flamboyant 'GOOD conservative Christian' (as in HYPOCRITE). And he endorses the money-grubbing 'Promise Keepers' rip-off that sprouted in the 90s (remember that bullshit?).
But there's more. He insists on the outdated notion that the sexes aren't equal - the woman MUST be submissive to her man EVEN if he beats the fucking shit outta her. And get this. He says that the teen years are 'tough' (don't we know it!) so his 'solution' is 'father-daughter dances AND dates' as well as having mothers and sons go on DATES! Yeah, 'Take Mom to the Prom'! WHADDAAAAFUUUUUUUUUKKKK!!!!! Incestuous, obscene, sickening to the max! Dobson stepped down as the head in 2010 to host a radio showbut still has a large influence in this CULT.
But there's more. He insists on the outdated notion that the sexes aren't equal - the woman MUST be submissive to her man EVEN if he beats the fucking shit outta her. And get this. He says that the teen years are 'tough' (don't we know it!) so his 'solution' is 'father-daughter dances AND dates' as well as having mothers and sons go on DATES! Yeah, 'Take Mom to the Prom'! WHADDAAAAFUUUUUUUUUKKKK!!!!! Incestuous, obscene, sickening to the max! Dobson stepped down as the head in 2010 to host a radio showbut still has a large influence in this CULT.
1. Rage Against The Machine mentioned this fanatic cult with 'They gather round the family/ with a pocket full of shells!'
2. Focus On the Family has a lot of tentacles of influence encircling media, TV, political friends - all intended to fill the pockets of liars and robbers. They probably kowtow to the ANTICHRIST dirtbag Traitortrump too because they sure don't follow the real Christ.
3. If you have a family of your own - focus on YOUR family. Follow your heart, pursue a real religion but DON'T have anything to do Focus On the Family. It's a fraudulent enterprise of brainwashing, greed and hatred.
2. Focus On the Family has a lot of tentacles of influence encircling media, TV, political friends - all intended to fill the pockets of liars and robbers. They probably kowtow to the ANTICHRIST dirtbag Traitortrump too because they sure don't follow the real Christ.
3. If you have a family of your own - focus on YOUR family. Follow your heart, pursue a real religion but DON'T have anything to do Focus On the Family. It's a fraudulent enterprise of brainwashing, greed and hatred.
Focus On the Family by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 25, 2022
Caligula
1. one of the most egotistical, violent, depraved, arrogant, narcistic SMFs in history. During his short reign as Emperor of the Roman Empire, he promoted a personality cult with vainglorious building projects promoting himself. He declared himself to be a god. He committed incest with his sisters and married a whore just to have an heir. He was an absolute SMF, raped a married couple at a party, had people tortured and raped while he dined, sent part of an audience in a coliseum into a pit of beasts because he was bored, waged a phony invasion of Britain, and subverted the Roman Senate by turning the chambers into a brothel. He made one of his horses a council and slept with it too. His name is infamous because of all this and more and he was brutally assassinated by the Praetorian Guard.
2. a movie produced by Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine, released in late 1979. It would probably be rated NC-17 by today's standards because it's a 'normal' plot-scripted film with numerous real pornographic acts scattered thruout.
3. any such person who displays such personality traits. NOT A COMPLEMENT. Lately, it's been Donald Trump.
2. a movie produced by Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine, released in late 1979. It would probably be rated NC-17 by today's standards because it's a 'normal' plot-scripted film with numerous real pornographic acts scattered thruout.
3. any such person who displays such personality traits. NOT A COMPLEMENT. Lately, it's been Donald Trump.
1. Donald Trump, like Caligula usurped power and abused it to the max. He fits ALL the character traits of that disgusting infamous Roman emperor.
2. On the last night of the Trump dictatorship, I surfed the net and saw YouTube footage concerning the deposings of the dictators Niccolò Ceausescu of Romania and Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Both those assholes met their end violently. Then I was referred to a German-dubbed version of the 1979 film 'Caligula' in its entirety. The porn scenes were sickening and hard to watch but I watched the whole film because i knew that SMF was overthrown and I WANTED TO SEE HIM DIE. I have no desire or need to see that movie again, all evil and sicko tyrants meet their end and that's what I got from the movie. The next day, Shitbag traitor left the White House and Joe Biden became President.
3. Donald Trump is a disgraceful repulsive Caligula by every sense of the term. He is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant, sitting on the ground. He is the nadir of American history, social/political cancer, a scummy treasonous sexual deviant who needs to be executed.
2. On the last night of the Trump dictatorship, I surfed the net and saw YouTube footage concerning the deposings of the dictators Niccolò Ceausescu of Romania and Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Both those assholes met their end violently. Then I was referred to a German-dubbed version of the 1979 film 'Caligula' in its entirety. The porn scenes were sickening and hard to watch but I watched the whole film because i knew that SMF was overthrown and I WANTED TO SEE HIM DIE. I have no desire or need to see that movie again, all evil and sicko tyrants meet their end and that's what I got from the movie. The next day, Shitbag traitor left the White House and Joe Biden became President.
3. Donald Trump is a disgraceful repulsive Caligula by every sense of the term. He is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant, sitting on the ground. He is the nadir of American history, social/political cancer, a scummy treasonous sexual deviant who needs to be executed.
Caligula by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022