Definitions by I Have a Lot of Cats

Merxlom

merk-shlum
The thneed of words. A word that can be used for any situation, such as an insult or a compliment.

“Bro, thats so merxlom” OMG!! Thats totally merxlom!!!! “ “ew.. gross dude.. thats merxlom..” “What the merxlom??”

Merxlom by I Have a Lot of Cats November 13, 2025

Lylo 

A kind soul with a lot of baggage. He has a big and caring heart towards others, but tends to forget to give himself the same kindness and love.

Lylo is always considerate of others, but isnt afraid to call them out on their bs. He can, and will, fuck you up.

Lylo deserves all the kindness in the world

Lylo by I Have a Lot of Cats July 16, 2024

‘Za 

‘Za is short for pizza, not to be confused with the term Zaza, which refers ro weed

I could go for some ‘za rn

‘Za by I Have a Lot of Cats July 16, 2024

Geordi 

A dumbass cat who looks stoned 24/7

He’s so fat that he was mistaken for a dog

“Geordi looks stoned”
“He’s always stoned”

Geordi by I Have a Lot of Cats June 12, 2020

Glabgogabgalab 

I am the glabgogabgalab, the shwibble shwubble shwibble bubble shwibble blub blub. I am full of glimble kind. I am the yeast of thoughts and mind

“I am the glabgogabgalab”

Glabgogabgalab by I Have a Lot of Cats June 12, 2020