Definitions by I’m going to play guitardrums

Wah Wah 

A sick pedal

Dude, did You hear the Wah Wah solo in A New Level? It’s amazing!

Wah Wah by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019

Guns 

Released into the world by people who needed them for wars and shit, and kept there by money hungry assholes who only make more and more so you’ll need one to defend yourself from them.

Fuck everyone who sells guns

Guns by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019

Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

Football Cream by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

Harmonic Minor 

The best fucking guitar scale!

Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !

Harmonic Minor by I’m going to play guitardrums January 24, 2019

pantera shirt

You wear it and everyone looks at you funny

At least I look badass

I’m n the Pantera shirt

pantera shirt by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

69 

Number. How old Ozzy is right now.

Dude, I saw 69 definitions of 69 on urban dictionary.

Why the fuck did you look that up you pervebag

69 by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

School

A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.

Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.

School by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019