I’m going to play guitardrums 's definitions

1983 hercules

The CHEESIEST movie. Starring Lou Ferigno and no one else of importance, it is so bad that it is more fun than watching a good movie.

Watching 1983 Hercules man.

by I’m going to play guitardrums March 4, 2019

national consumer center

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.

National consumer center sucks balls.

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 30, 2019

Guns

Released into the world by people who needed them for wars and shit, and kept there by money hungry assholes who only make more and more so you’ll need one to defend yourself from them.

Fuck everyone who sells guns

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019

pantera shirt

You wear it and everyone looks at you funny

At least I look badass

I’m n the Pantera shirt

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

Tommy McMurtry

A guy who fucks pumpkins

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃

by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019

Humans

A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.

Fuck humans

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019

Youtube

A site where you can make fucking kickass drumming videos on your school computer

Did you look up porn on Youtube?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019