Tommy McMurtry

A guy who fucks pumpkins

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃

by I’m going to play guitardrums June 08, 2019

69

Number. How old Ozzy is right now.

Dude, I saw 69 definitions of 69 on urban dictionary.

Why the fuck did you look that up you pervebag

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

Anti theist

Any person who sees some harm caused on some level that stems from religion. Not a meaner atheist or an in-the-closet Christian, just somebody who opposes some aspect of religion.

Anti theist: I consider myself an anti theist.

Christian Fundamentalist: you are one of those mean atheist. You are a satanist!

Anti Theist: I’m actually agnostic. I just hate all of that anti gay shit and I think that we shouldn’t be teaching our kids to be scared shitless of hell.

by I’m going to play guitardrums March 10, 2019

Humans

A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.

Fuck humans

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019

pantera shirt

You wear it and everyone looks at you funny

At least I look badass

I’m n the Pantera shirt

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

Guns

Released into the world by people who needed them for wars and shit, and kept there by money hungry assholes who only make more and more so you’ll need one to defend yourself from them.

Fuck everyone who sells guns

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019

Hell

Made up bullshit

Hell is fake as fuck

by I’m going to play guitardrums May 04, 2019