Youtube

A site where you can make fucking kickass drumming videos on your school computer
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Harmonic Minor

Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !
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69

Number. How old Ozzy is right now.
Dude, I saw 69 definitions of 69 on urban dictionary.

Why the fuck did you look that up you pervebag
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Tommy McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃
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School

A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.
Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.
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1983 hercules

The CHEESIEST movie. Starring Lou Ferigno and no one else of importance, it is so bad that it is more fun than watching a good movie.
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national consumer center

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.
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