I, Wreckerrr's definitions

a Candylander

This is a slang term for Canadian.

Jon-Paul is a Candylander from Dawson.

by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020

snowflake avalanche

This is a large rally by naive activists.

The March on the Capitol was a snowflake avalanche!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Chucklebutt

Someone who is goofy and a laughingstock.

Digby is major local chucklebutt here!

by I, Wreckerrr January 4, 2021

Shoeshine-fu

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

smack your head beautiful

Someone who is show stopping beautiful is aka smack your head beautiful, to see if you are dreaming!

Lisa is smack your head beautiful, l took her to a party and everyone was silent when she walked in.

by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021

Burbling fart

This is a long, gurgling anal sound like an idling race engine; it is called a burbling fart.

Juan had a long, gurgling burbling fart.

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Speculatistics

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021