I, Wreckerrr's definitions

I hear you knocking

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

Hippo stomp

Somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. This is especially true when done with vigor and malice.

Man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!

by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

gowin hawgin

This describes a hunt for feral pigs or obese romantic partners.

Billy and Bubba done gowin hawgin down on the bottom land.

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Free Willie Zone

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.

Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Screaming erections

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

fly robin

This describes unzipping someone's pants to access their sex organ.

Wonda Wonderpig unzipped Ben Dover's jeans to cop his dick, fly robin was here game!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017