Hopolophobia

Hopolophobia is an irrational fear of weapons.

The shopper fled from the store in a panic, after seeing the rifles in sporting goods due to hopolophobia.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Sir John Barleycorn

This is a British name for whisky.

I wouldn't say no to a we drop of Sir John Barleycorn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 02, 2017

go woke or go broke

This is an elite form of blacklisting non-Leftists in media and entertainment.

In Hollywood the rule is go woke or go broke!

by I, Wreckerrr March 10, 2021

Shoeshine-fu

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

smack your head beautiful

Someone who is show stopping beautiful is aka smack your head beautiful, to see if you are dreaming!

Lisa is smack your head beautiful, l took her to a party and everyone was silent when she walked in.

by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.

Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016