Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

a hottieist

This is someone who judges others on how hot or sexy they are.

Did you see how hot Juan's new secretary is, that guy was always a hottieist.

a hottieist by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

freeze your meow off 

When a cat wants outside in freezing weather they are warned of this consequence!

Now Mittens, you will freeze your Meow off out there!

freeze your meow off by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

Barbie-barbarism 

This is the dark side of a woman with Barbie looks, which may include: tantrums, violence, mental meltdown, criminal conduct, etc.

Yes Brittany is gorgeous, but with the Barbie-barbarism, l had to run for my life last night!

Barbie-barbarism by I, Wreckerrr December 15, 2020

Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!

Here comes santa paws by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

Yoohoo poopoo 

This is liquid diarrhea similar to a chocolate flavored drink.

I had a Yoohoo poopoo!

Yoohoo poopoo by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

she turns heads 

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!

She is so beautiful that she turns heads!

she turns heads by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

now nothing will ever hurt 

Now nothing will ever hurt them again!
These are traditional words of condolence in my family over death.

Now nothing will ever hurt them again!

now nothing will ever hurt by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020