weight in poo poo

This is something worthless or worth it's weight in poo poo!

That opinion is worth it's weight in poo poo!

by I, Wreckerrr December 04, 2020

They won't let me live ...

There is an old saying in tough prisons and military training, they won't let me live ... and they won't let me die! It is based in self pity.

Geez, Rangers school, they won't let me live ... and they won't let me die!

by I, Wreckerrr October 06, 2020

land that knows no parting

In old American gospel songs, heaven is the land of no parting from loved ones.

We will meet again, in the land that knows no parting!

by I, Wreckerrr September 06, 2021

Stroking gun

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

a reptile dysfunction

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

Rise for the prize

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Machine gun sex

Machine gun sex is characterized by violent, rapid, repeated thrusts.

Susie was suffering from exhaustion, after a marathon of bout of machine gun sex!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016