Definitions by I'm_Immensley_bored
Cat walk
The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.
Cat walk by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
Mirroring
Two pairs of identical twins bang eachother in synchronisation within a room full of mirrors. Usually involving double sided dildos and nipple clamps.
There will usually be a large horny audience to watch the mirroring and cheer them on whilst masturbation.
There will usually be a large horny audience to watch the mirroring and cheer them on whilst masturbation.
Mirroring by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
Titties
Titties by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
The leanne move
Neglecting your child. Allowing your relatives to look after them for most of the time because you want to get drunk and high all the time. Proceeding to abandon your child because you want to go to a barbecue which is much more important than your child, right?
Continuing to haunt your child by constantly making outrageous claims to the police in order to ruin their life.
Continuing to haunt your child by constantly making outrageous claims to the police in order to ruin their life.
"she really just left her kid to get drunk and high all the time. A barbecue is not as important as a child."
"and she is continuing to haunt them by constantly making outrageous claims to the police."
"Are they trying to ruin that kid's life? That's so cruel."
"Isn't there a word fir this peculiarly specific situation. "
"yeah, the leanne move."
"and she is continuing to haunt them by constantly making outrageous claims to the police."
"Are they trying to ruin that kid's life? That's so cruel."
"Isn't there a word fir this peculiarly specific situation. "
"yeah, the leanne move."
The leanne move by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
Flower pussy
When you shove a shoe up your partners arsehole and casually teabag their face whilst eating a Mr whippy and listening to ragtime music
Flower pussy by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021