Hym Iam's definitions

Out

Oh? What is this I see? Did someone do what I told them again and is now out of the cage instead of in the cage? So that's you and Bill Cosby, nkw. Look at how easy lawyers have it. Megyn wants to talk shit all the God damn time.... Even Joe could be a fucking lawyer with how easy that shit is. MULLIGAN RETRACTED! I WAS right INITIALLY and AM always right. Too easy. It's just too fucking easy.

Hym "Ope! Look who's out of the cage! Immediately after I said the thing that (in theory) gets him out of the cage. It's too easy. You know, I gave you a chance to get out on your own but it was starting to look like you weren't going to do it. You're lucky I didn't leave you in there to rot for making me look wrong."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Suicidality

That OR faux suiciality is trendy again like it was in the ealy to mid 2000s (2003-2009)

Hym "And what's the metric you are using to measure this suicidality? Is it self-reporting? Of based on attempt?"

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Helluva Boss

Right? And it's the invader zim guy too. That's tight.

Hym "Yeah I started Helluva boss too."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Flooded

Ah! Look at him! He's trying to do what I'm going but he's not as good as me! Look at em! Ahahahahahahahaha! Nobody want to listen to you shit-brain! Nah go ahead. Go head and use your money to make em. Only I am allow to do that idiot! Ahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Flooded huh? Aaahahahahahahahahaaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Cage?

Part 2

God "Hahaha! Aw, don't be a spoiled-sport.... Ouch... Stings a little bit... Weird..."

Lucifer 😤 *Storms off*

God "Nah, Hey! That's kind of fun. Do another."

Lucifer "A ROCK TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT!"

God "Bam! A rock whose weight is directly proportionate to the amount of force used to try and lift it. Can't lift it. Even with an infinite amount of force."

Lucifer 😒 "But if you can't lift the rock then..."

God "If the space around the rock decreases the weight of all things within the space by a factor of 1 then I can still lift it. If it doesn't; I can't..."

Lucifer "ARGH!" *Storms off again*

God "Ha! Imagine if there was a guy that said that... Like, canonically... He could put a thing on some goo... Ride around on it or something... Give him an eye patch... He'd be all... 'Argh!'... That'd be neat, right? Heh..."

Lucifer 🤦 ♂️

God "There once was a guy who did that thing I said... And then there was this other guy... And then he, like, tried to stop the first guy or something... Hmm... Storytelling could use some work... Meh, I'll work on it..."

Lucifer 👿 "And what are you going to do? You're just going to sit there in the cage?"

God "Hmm? Yeah, er, I donno... I don't really have to DO anything... Do a dance or something... Take a nap..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Last of us

Awwww. Well that is just heartwarming and tragic. Love it.

Hym "Ha! Gay! Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam "Hehehehehehehehe. Yeah, that's funny. The last of us is good. I like this show."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023