Definitions by Hym Iam
A ride
Well...
Hym "I'm going to need a ride as I don't have a car or any moneyz. You're going to need to send someone. So instead of sending Mexican police officers to come and fucking harass me about Mexican crackheads and send a car. Send women to drive me. I'm not going to trust anywhere that a car you is going to take me is good if it isn't women."
There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it)
Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."
Bizarre
Hym "Bizarre indeed. It's like they have no capacity to do the thing they are being ordered to do... AND... Was there another plane crash? Because... You know, you really need to stop trying to remove it. I cannot stress enough how poorly of a job you're doing as far as handling this goes. And listening! Not very good listeners."
The death penalty
Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.
Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."
The death penalty by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
Until somebody gets stabbed
Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to do anything about this which means they likely couldn't get a conviction (which is all they care about and NOT YOUR KIDS GETTING STABBED). I want you to do it BEFORE THAT.
Hym "Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to pay attention to anything so.... Go stab him. Go stab him. Tell him it is from me. And then call the police officer you sent over here to harass me (which is a crime and is filing a FLASE POLICE REPORT) and tell him somebody is 'inciting violence.' Mitch wants it to be someone else who gets stabbed. And they likely ALREADY HAVE BEEN stabbed. That's the cycle. You don't listen. Your kids get stabbed. You blame me. You continue not to listen. You kids get stabbed again."
Until somebody gets stabbed by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
Too powerful
I don't. I talk about how he's mental ree-lontarded and how his daddy is a molester and if he's not going to save me he could AT LEAST go back and save his sister.
Hym "But not 'too powerful.' I talk about how he poops the bed. An ass burger. Dumb, unserious kid names. 'I'm gonna call my kid Geryuganshoop cus I like One Punch man.' Fucking asshole man. He sucks! YOU suck! That's what's 'too powerful.' The suction from you retarded fucking assholes. Jesus christ!"
Too powerful by Hym Iam November 3, 2025