by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Dario Amodeimug. Hym "I just want to ammend my previous statements by mentioning that Russell Brand is only ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist. ALLEGEDLY! I also have no way of knowing how you are actually seeing this because as I've said before I don't have access to whatever medium you're using to view this (assuming (of course) the YOU can somehow view the content that doesn't get published) and therefore cannot slander or defame with intent as (for all I know) I'm shouting into the void and am talking to myself BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING 'SCHIZOPHRENIC' APPARENTLY. ALLEGEDLY a little girl raping junkie who YOU have been platforming and associating with for years. I (on the otherhand) have associated with ZERO rapists. So there's that."
A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"
Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"
A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"
Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"
by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
Get the Allegedlymug. It's not an argument.
Hym "It's a farce. If you religious nutjobs can't control everyone in perpetuity you turn the world into a farce until everyone submits to your mentally retarded whim. Additionally, is it fat, Bret? Is it a fat cock? Because it sounds like 'WeLl I wAs LoOkInG fOr-' You were looking for a fat cock. You did just slip and fall onto a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 09, 2025
Get the Farcemug. If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.
Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Childrenmug. Nevermind. I love the build up though. It's brilliant and thematic and necessary. I'm sure we'll be fine. I don't want to rush you.
by Hym Iam March 31, 2022
Get the Nevermindmug. That's all they're doing with Elon.
Hym "Red Rover, Red Rover SEND ELON OVER! That's it! That's all they are ever going to do. So... You know, if you don't ALSO get JD we are going to have an Augustus Caesar situation."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Red Rovermug. Tales of Arise is the newest installment of the "Tales series" and is the story (I've had this tab open for weeks now) of the enslavement of one planet by another and the subsequent liberation of the former by the protagonist of the game.
Iam "Since he brought it up, Tales of Arise is an exercise in the exploration of the different types of tyranny. The first area you liberate is an 'overt tyranny' where the slaves are forced to labor under the rule of a brutal dictator. The second is a communist surveillance state where the citizenry is incentivized to act as informants to the state. The third is a seemingly meritocractic capitalist state but the lord of the land is aloof to the wellbeing of the public and has a toxic underling whose working behind the scenes to reinstate the oppressor class to it's previous state as rulers over the oppressed class. After you learn of the underling's plot it's revealed that the lord never really cared about equality or the oppressed class but, rather, was traumatized during the tournament to determine who would be the next lord when he was forced to kill his best friends. He just couldn't stand to hear their screams so he freed them to alleviate his guilt. The fourth is a technocratic autocracy where the denizens are forced to wear masks that strip them of their ability to think and speak. Great story. The 'Tales' series' world building and interpersonal character development is unparalleled and the title screen song is alway a bop."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
Get the Tales of Arisemug.