Hym Iam's definitions

The one to steal on

The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.

Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2023

Better

If you were to use the contents of my mind instead of your own... would you not improve? And if yes, how am I not better?

Hym "Because everyone else who did it, DID improve. 100% of them. What did I say? I said, the reason I would be mocked is that people think that if they were ME the outcome would be different. Turns out the inverse is true. If the essence of my being were to inhabit your flesh sack, you improve. If I am the spirit that pilots your meat Gundam, you GET BETTER. Your outcome improves. Being me would be "the most meaningful experience of your life." How do I know? I've repeated the experiment over a dozen times now. It doesn't work the other way around. I've done your shit. Believe me. I have. And you know what happened? Nothing. Because that's just what happens when you add 0 to 1. I turned on my phone one day and you all pointed a camera at your face and chanted in unison that you were better. For one reason or another. And now when I turn on my phone all I see is my own blinding, radiant light shining back at me."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

Pride

Then I guess you should swallow your pride and prostrate yourself before your betters like a good little man of God, shouldn't you?

Hym "What's worse than a man with too much pride? A man with none."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

Matthew

I actually like Matthew. I'll admit I spoke to soon.

Hym "Nah, I actually ended up liking Matthew. I wanted to hate him though. I felt the same way about the Robert Greene guy (I think his name was). The 27 rules of power guy. I don't know what it was about him but I wanted to hate him. I really did. But he actually ended up winning me over. Meh 🤷 ♂️ what can you do?"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023

Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...

Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2023

Condone

Why, yes, Michael. You're exactly right! The cam girl thing does not sound like something I condone. And I don't! It violates rule #1 (Never give anyone any money)! We know this!

Hym "And the funniest part about the whole thing is that what everyone is mad about is NOT the blatant and public exploitation of the people for which he purports to advocate... It's NOT the pyramid scheme... It's saying mean things about women! Regardless of whether or not it's true. What did I tell you!?

If you point a camera at your face and tell men to work hard, people will just throw money at you by the handful! Ha! Deliciously evil! And, with that, he has proven me right once again (which I DO condone)! And the sex trafficking charge is full of shit because throw women went there of their own volition, exploited sad lonely men, and didn't have any problem with it until he went public and made them look like horrible exploitative pieces of shit!"

Sloots "But Hym! I'm just a wittle gurl... I don't have personal agency and Dr. JeepJorp says that I can't be a piece of shit unless I'm being manipulated by a big mean man 🥺 He used the lover boy method to lure me. I can't be responsible for my own behavior because I'm barely sentient. It was the lover-boy method guys! Really it twas! I would never use suicidal men to enrich myself! It's HIS fault I'm a piece of shit!"

Hym "Nah bitch. You literally didn't have anything to say about it until he made you look like a sloot. But, hey, at least he can punch good! Right Joe? Your daughters love him for (literally) parroting shit that I've been saying for years and HE would have had them shaking their tits on camera for some fat, balding, sad, pathetic sack of shit while he nutted all over his keyboard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023