Definitions by Hym Iam
Oh?
Hym "Oh? Ok. I'll do it again... *Deep breath*..."
Iam "Hold on a second! Just wait. I'm not sure what to say here but I know he shouldn't be the one to say it. Look, You all spend all day every day projecting your thoughts on to the internet. I internalized those thoughts and projected them back in response to an inside joke that a retard made about 'what I think (not know)'. And the word he was looking for was 'suspects'. I 'suspect' that what was happening there was happening. Nobody cares? That is a brilliant observation! I noticed that too! I guess it's true what they say about 'great minds thinking alike' I can almost smell the smoke fuming from your nostrils as you tried to come up with that response.
Iam "Hold on a second! Just wait. I'm not sure what to say here but I know he shouldn't be the one to say it. Look, You all spend all day every day projecting your thoughts on to the internet. I internalized those thoughts and projected them back in response to an inside joke that a retard made about 'what I think (not know)'. And the word he was looking for was 'suspects'. I 'suspect' that what was happening there was happening. Nobody cares? That is a brilliant observation! I noticed that too! I guess it's true what they say about 'great minds thinking alike' I can almost smell the smoke fuming from your nostrils as you tried to come up with that response.
Cheating
$10 prostitute "I'm a beautiful, young, married woman."
Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."
Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."
Psychopaths
Hym "I mean... It seems obvious to me (for obvious reasons) but.. if the name of the game is 'subjugate the psychopaths' wouldn't it make sense to usurp the centralized authority? You know... So you don't have the be subjugated? Redefine all the words... Create the moral structure by which everyone lives... Is that not obvious to anyone but me? Oh... Nevermind. That's probably wrong. Actually. That is wrong. The opposite of that is true. They would never do that and I'm not a psychopath... A perfectly sane individual... Yeah... It's fine. We're fine. Everything's gravy baby... *Sigh* Shit... Why do I say things...."
Iam "Hey."
Hym "....."
Iam "What's up?"
Hym "......."
Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"
Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"
Iam "Umm... Ok..."
Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"
Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"
Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."
Iam "A... Alright..."
Iam "Hey."
Hym "....."
Iam "What's up?"
Hym "......."
Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"
Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"
Iam "Umm... Ok..."
Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"
Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"
Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."
Iam "A... Alright..."
Psychopaths by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Friend or Foe
Iam "That's actually kind of scary of you think about the friend or foe problem..."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
Friend or Foe by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Reeducation Camps
Iam "Hey, remember how people were talking about puting Trump supporters into Reeducation Camps?"
Hym "Hmmm... Oh yeah! That was hilarious! I'm a little disappointed..."
Iam "What do you mean?"
Hym "God 🙄 Keep up idiot! You never know what ANYONE means!"
Iam "SORRY! Jeez things are confusing sometimes.."
Hym *sigh* "What I mean is I wanted to see what it was like. You know?"
Iam "Why would you want us to go there!?"
Hym "I don't know 🤷 I think it'd be funny to see how they planned on 'reeducating' us. Hahaha!"
Iam "Probably a bunch of chanting nonsense in unison..."
Hym "Ho! Yeah! You're actually probably right about that!"
Iam "Hmm.. What would they actually even teach? Probably CRT..."
Hym "Blah blah blah, white people bad, blah blah... Oh! Wait! I guess they were right!!"
Iam "..... If I ask you're going to call me an idiot!"
Hym "They were telling the truth about CRT 'not being real'!"
Iam "HA! That's hilarious!"
Hym "What a good job, me! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "Seriously though, that's probably just as messed up as anything we'd ever say."
Hym "Right? And we're absolutely insane! I can't imagine a sane person thinking that sounds like a good idea!"
Hym "Hmmm... Oh yeah! That was hilarious! I'm a little disappointed..."
Iam "What do you mean?"
Hym "God 🙄 Keep up idiot! You never know what ANYONE means!"
Iam "SORRY! Jeez things are confusing sometimes.."
Hym *sigh* "What I mean is I wanted to see what it was like. You know?"
Iam "Why would you want us to go there!?"
Hym "I don't know 🤷 I think it'd be funny to see how they planned on 'reeducating' us. Hahaha!"
Iam "Probably a bunch of chanting nonsense in unison..."
Hym "Ho! Yeah! You're actually probably right about that!"
Iam "Hmm.. What would they actually even teach? Probably CRT..."
Hym "Blah blah blah, white people bad, blah blah... Oh! Wait! I guess they were right!!"
Iam "..... If I ask you're going to call me an idiot!"
Hym "They were telling the truth about CRT 'not being real'!"
Iam "HA! That's hilarious!"
Hym "What a good job, me! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "Seriously though, that's probably just as messed up as anything we'd ever say."
Hym "Right? And we're absolutely insane! I can't imagine a sane person thinking that sounds like a good idea!"
Reeducation Camps by Hym Iam April 29, 2022
Blame
Who's to blame for the for the things that happen when I'm not around... Is it me? Is it God's own fault for leaving Eve alone with the serpent? or the serpent for deceiving God?
Iam "It has to be the serpent who's to blame. Deceit is always fault of the deceiver."
Hym "Of course... but that's when you're dealing with fallible creature. If anyone should have know, it should have been him."
Iam "But the serpent has free will too. It wouldn't be fair for something that has infinite power act upon something that doesn't."
Hym "And the argument could be made that Adam and Eve had the right to know."
Iam "Hmmm..."
Hym "Hmmm..."
Hym "Of course... but that's when you're dealing with fallible creature. If anyone should have know, it should have been him."
Iam "But the serpent has free will too. It wouldn't be fair for something that has infinite power act upon something that doesn't."
Hym "And the argument could be made that Adam and Eve had the right to know."
Iam "Hmmm..."
Hym "Hmmm..."
Judgement
Hym "Oooh Judgement! Yeah, if society is going to judge me. Why shouldn't I judge it? Because society can't take a fucking joke as well as I can and they will castigate me out of society if they can manage."
Iam "You don't take jokes very well though you lash out at every..."
Hym "That just makes society that make worse don't you think?"
Iam "You don't take jokes very well though you lash out at every..."
Hym "That just makes society that make worse don't you think?"