Definitions by Hym Iam
Advi-Suggestion
Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.
Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"
Advi-Suggestion by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
No! No, you know exactly how you got on to the topic you little shit. You got on to that topic because you referenced ME and the thing I wrote because you are doing the thing I said you are doing.
Hym 🤦 😑 "Not very subtle... but oh, sorry, did I spoil the mood? I don't like being in the cage and I would like to be out now. What you're doing to me is unacceptable... I don't care about what you're saying. It's what you're doing that I take issue with. Did I get everyone to do this to you? No? I didn't? So it's an apples to oranges comparison. You're not doing to me a thing I've done to anyone because I've never used dogmatic tribalism to extrajudicially punish someone. Entirely alone over here."
Wrong
Hym "I know what I fucking said. What does you reminding me do? Aside from enraging and further eroding my already limited empathy. You're not even reminding me. I remember. I remember everything. I was there. You were not there. You were fucking ignoring me. So, how does that work? I know I'm not wrong. How are you going to use my MEMORY against me as though you weren't actively ignoring me when I was saying it in the first place? See what I did there? Get it? Because I was watching the show that referenced how I described that one gay so now I'm referencing the guy they referenced me for referencing. Remember? Remember the thing the guy I'm referencing said? From that one video where he said the word I emphasized? Get it? Did you get the joke? You see how I alluded to who I was talking about using privileged information I got from a different video that I'm omitting from the reference? Huh? Is it irritating how incessant I'm being about this? Is that what this is about? You're mad that you did a thing and now you're going to monetize my shit? Is this my punishment? Is that it? Did you get the reference? Do you watch the show too? Did you see them reference me? No? Well, clearly I'm just a fucking schizophrenic. I'm imagining things and I should be ignored. Tell your friends to keep an eye on me so if I do something crazy they can record it and post it to the internet."
Melanie again
Hym "How do you sleep at night? Seriously. Is that what this is? He gets a free movie out of it, you get a free book, maybe they can make a documentary about me. Build a house out of a dead God's corpse and all that. Line your pockets. You gonna add an orange sticker to my driver's license too? Gotta use up the whole animal. Well, no, that might be giving me too much respect. You're more likely to just leave me at the bottom of the lake. I hate to bring up Melanie again but what the actual fuck is that? Is that what you do in your Patreon videos? Bastards. Stringing me along? For what?"
Melanie again by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
Forever
Hym "It's like a bad movie. You're using conflict that could be resolved in 5 seconds of dialogue to draw things out unnecessarily and pad the run time. Even if you needed time to prep, you could DM me. Which leads me to believe that you're not going to do what I need you to do. What am I supposed to do with any of this information? How useful do you think this is? Imagine I'm locked in one of those shark cages underwater and the driver falls of the boat and gets eaten sharks. There is another person in the cage with me. We are going to need someone to come get us out of the water. There are only 3 options. We both wait to run out of oxygen. They take my oxygen take from me to prolong their life or I do it do them. What is it you expect me to do here? Do I drown? And how helpful do you think swimming down and telling me that you read my fucking post is? Does it get me out of the cage? No! It doesn't! Forever. That's how long. You want to sit there and avert your eyes just like those shit heads on the train in New York! Just ignore him! Don't look at him! Be subtle when you whip out your phone to record it for posterity! You're doing the exact opposite of what needs to be done here! Jesus Christ. For what? Out of spite? What do you get out of this? What do you hope to achieve here? Other than nothing."
Horrific
Yeah, right? That shit is good isn't it? I mean... Not for the people I'm going to send there but, conceptually, yeah... It's a neat place. That's gonna be fun...
Hym "Yeah, I think there's going to be a restructuring once I'm in charge here. It's going to be cool but a lot more horrific then this is... On a different note, I don't give a shit about the outcome. I give a shit about being out of the thing I'm in. The idea that I'm demanding to be out and given free money and women and pills till the day I die is an absurdity. I want to not have to trade one cage of another. You are being a piss pants about the fact that I refuse to follow your rules. This is justification for whatever I do in response to it because I am the one who decide what I do in response to it. And what are the consequences? Is imposing the consequences worth more than what you'll lose? Noooo... No it isn't. You don't believe that for a second. And it should seriously bother you. It's should bother you that your neighbors are perfectly willing incur some collateral damage just to prove that the horde thinks it has the right to impose it's will on the individual. And you have literally said (word for word) that the court of public opinion isn't real! You see how closely you watch yourselves? No? How do you do that!? You're all so blind it's actually sad."
Paradise
If everyone tells the truth in Paradise does that mean everyone lies in hell? Does everyone tell the truth on Earth? Or does EVERYONE lie?
Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.
Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.
And that's the point of the GAME! It's not to prove that I don't deserve to be here (which is what people tend to think I'm trying to do and the approach that everyone else seems to have taken). It's to prove that HERE is where I say it is. Is playing God fun? I don't get to do it because I'm not you (in aggregate) but deciding what is 'truth' would be convenient. Oh! I got another good one! Ok, why do you think people respond to honesty with murderous rage and antipathy? Hell. People hate that shit here. And that 'demon' shit is dumb. You're a dumb shit and that's not what I meant by 'part of the cage.' They're aren't extra bad people in Hell that are worse than everyone else. That's why you die. That's why your kids die. To remind you that even in Hell you're still equal to the people you despise. A lot of distractions too. 'DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE hApPy?' I want to be out of the the thing I am in and that will make me happy. Are you going to let me out of the thing I'm in? ....................Hello? HelloOoOo? No? Ok I guess I'll just sit here then... Hmm... What else? You could say 'It's just how you perceive it' but that sounds like some postmodernist subjective reality bulls... That's not an argument, btw, it doesn't need to for you to do what I want you to do... Sorry, I was watching something. Where was I?.... I lost my train of thought. Something about paradise or whatever... I'll come back to it. I'm running out of characters.