Definitions by Hym Iam
Historically
Right in the pasticles 😖
Hym "That's a thing I've done historically. And they are going down over time so for all you know I'm directly responsible. As a matter of fact, I take full credit. Good job me."
Historically by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
Sleeping
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."
Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"
Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"
Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"
Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."
Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."
Iam "That isn't helping!"
Hym "It..."
Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."
Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."
Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"
Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"
Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"
Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"
Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"
Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."
Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."
Iam "That isn't helping!"
Hym "It..."
Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"
Hym "Hahahahaha!"
Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."
Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."
Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"
Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"
Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
...
Triple dot. I probably use them wrong but I like them. My way of using them is better. Change the rule to make my way the correct one...
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "It... What? No! People meat is not the best meat."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
Dicking
Hym "No no no. Seriously. You guys are dicking the shit out of me right now. This is grade A, fresh from the tap bullshit. If I wasn't a goddamn literary genius I would be lost for words right now. I guess if I wasn't a literary genius I wouldn't be lost for credit and a million dollars. It's a catch 22 if '22' was the number of piles of bullshit I have to deal with right now... This is shit."
Organ donor
Hym "Do you need me to put the little orange organ donor stick on my license or are you just going to help yourself? Cuz it seem like you just helping yourself to whatever I have to offer is the general theme around here..."
Organ donor by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Honk honk
Yeah, honk honk to you too bitch! You think you're the first person to honk at me this week? The last guy honked 4 times. If being half a piece of shit better or worse?
Sequel
Oh? I wonder how this came about? How did that happen? I wonder what brought on the decision to do that. It's a mystery! A complete and utter mystery. Who would have guessed?
Hym "If you're going to do a sequel, at least try not to shit one the source material too hard. And pay me money. I clearly deserve it."