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Definitions by Hym Iam

Stops copies me
Piss-pants "Someone might imitate the things you write! 😱"

Hym "That's on them. Get it? How my stuff is on me? Get it? That's on them. Maybe if I start getting credit for things and some money I'll give a shit."
Imitate by Hym Iam June 15, 2022

Absurdity 

HAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
Hym "I'm glad the absurdity of the world continues to keep me (morally) in the clear. The Lizzard is doing God's work over there. Hahaha! That is great. You guys are the fucking worst. First you try to win the game. Now you're trying to prove that you're right. Why not just cut your losses and take the 'L'? 'We ShOuLdN't HaVe To LoSe To YoU!!! yOuR'e NoT bEtTeR tHaN aLl Of Us!!!' Oh! Be careful! That sounds familiar! You're starting to sound like ME! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Holy shit! This. Is. Priceless. You HAVE to see how ridiculous this is! There is no way you don't! Hahaha! I can't! I just can't! Why do you guys have to be like this? And on a different note; swollen? Really!? You gotta do better than that! You're almost as bad a Shuuji over there! It does hurt a little bit though. When I bite or open my jaw. Ouch. I appreciate you thinking about me though. Whatever makes you feel better about the situation. Anywho... I wild. And to think, if I hadn't been hired to work in a sex cult none of us would be here right now. I still wouldn't be getting any but I'd probably be striving valiantly toward the future and you wouldn't know I existed. I'd still have people following me but think of all the things that wouldn't have been if I had kept my mouth shut. Hahahahahahaha aha aha! Hoooooo... This is tragic. Truly and seriously tragic."
Absurdity by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Lü bu 

Who practiced the same stroke, every day, until he was able to part the sky.
Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"
Lü bu by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Sasaki Kojiro 

History's greatest loser. Who trained against the effigies of his idols.
Sasaki Kojiro "It's a monologue because your position is already been made clear. Before you were even made aware of my existence which side of the gun you'd be on was already determined. You were always going to going to file in behind the person holding the weapon. No one is ever going to step out in front of the gun because people holding it will always shoot through you to get to me."
Sasaki Kojiro by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
The one who imitates with mirrors in his eyes.
Adam "I forgot to mention (in the last one) the purpose of the invisible gun is to subordinate the individual to the group. The purpose of the tangible gun is to subordinate the group to the individual. Guns are not for threatening people."
Adam by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Brandishing

Harmless but still a crime. Ask that one couple. Is it wrong? Who cares.
Hym "You know, my idiot mother created a weapon, one of her employees stole it from our house, and brought it to where I worked to wield it against me. It took a lot of work to get the invisible gun into your hands and here you stand, brandishing it against me. The depressed little boy using the invisible gun he was given to impose his ethic on me, regardless of the consequences. That's the problem with you political types. Left. Right. All you want is to hold the gun. To be behind it rather than in front of it. It's funny though. I can't help but laugh. You're the most elite person in this place and you're pissing on someone who can't even move. You also refuse to frame the situation properly."
Brandishing by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
In Platinum End, Shuuji is a depressed teenager who doesn't like to bother people and wants to ameliorate the world's suffering by helping them commit suicide (achieve excellence). He doesn't go along with the professor's plan to prevent the election of a new God (by holding the other contestants hostage while he tries to negotiate and dissuade Mirai from allowing the continuation of God's existence) because it (killing the hostages at the professor's behest) violated his ethic (because Nakaumi values other people's lives more than his own). Shuuji is then elected the new God and is then faced with the the happy endings of all of the other contestants in juxtaposition to all of the world's suffering. Shuuji is moved by the shear scale of the suffering in the world and decides that he no longer wants to 'save' the suffering people of the world but 'help' them. He then asks the previous God what he should do. God's response is that he doesn't have to DO anything. He just has to watch. Shuuji then decides to adhere to his own ethic and kills himself because he if a fan of the professor and believes that the professor is 'right'. As he does, humanity is slowly blinked out of existence. One at a time. Shuuji 'helps' humanity by imposing his ethic on them. The audience is left with the Mephistophelean question (Would you rather have seen the contestants live out their happy ending or is it better that all of the world's suffering was eradicated?) and the show ends.
Shuuji by Hym Iam June 14, 2022