Definitions by Hym Iam
Do you believe in God?
Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
Do you believe in God? by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Pessimist
If you're a pessimist and wrong than something good happens.
Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
Reiterate
It is a mix of hyperbole and metaphor and musings and philosophy and random facts. It's also partially autobiographical. Sometimes I'm just riffing. This is also not episodic. They are not all connected as linear text. "A question is formulated in the theatre of your mind and you draw conclusions from multiple perspectives" except the questions ALSO came from internalized propositions from my past or videos that I was watching. You are doing a thing. I'm watching you do it. Other people are doing the same thing you're doing and I don't know to what end. It looks like what you're doing is malicious in nature (And it predates your participation by 15-17 years). You expect this to go on indefinitely? Forever? Why should I tolerate that? The Tv wasn't talking to me until YOU STARTED TALKING TO ME. I don't see how you don't see how the fucking tv referencing me WOULDN'T BE DISCONCERTING and WOULDN'T SEEM SINISTER. And you seem to struggle to listen to what I'm actually telling you. You're not making your credentials look all that worthwhile and you want to talk about my lack of ethos (the ability to persuade from credibility). Some of these definitions are like this 👆 nothing hyperbolic about this shit. I wanted to know why the fuck and how the fuck people are following me and you substantiated the claim that it was happening and then signed off on it and participated because you took issue with some of the things I said. I'm not your client and I'm more famous than you are now.
The problem is your refusal to take this seriously (and the refusal ofEVERYONE INVOLVED AT EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL OF ANALYSIS) Look at the world you're in now. This is what happens when people engage in collective Un-Truth. At micro and macro level. Behold my masterpiece: The Un-Truth Anti-Bible. All you (or anyone else) had to do was NOT childishly withhold the truth. Withholding the truth is emotional abuse. It's not like I didn't reiterate myself 783,137 different ways. Welcome to my public thought experiment. 'How badly can society screw the pooch?' It's like that Colts vs Patriots game (Andrew luck's first year) where, on the final drive of the game, when they went for it on 4th down and the entire offensive line shifted all the way to the right in this confusing display of 'What the fuck did you idiots actually think you were doing here?' You guys have absolutely fucked everything straight to shit. I'm not qualified? Some questions that arise: Who the fuck do you think you are (without citing your credentials)? How did you (the supposedly mature and qualified ones) think that your response was the correct one? You know and I know that I wrote 1% of a billion dollar movie (which is 100 million dollars worth of dialogue) so where the fuck is my money? And do you feel good about yourself for doing that? Man did you guys fuck this up! All you motherfuckers had to do was tell the truth and you couldn't even do that."
That?
Oh, that? That was word for word the thing is said it was. They have been doing that thing you're doing for some odd years now, wasn't sure what it was or how to deal with it. Worked some jobs, got to this last place, thought everything was kosher, started doing your thing, was able to deduce that something strange was going on, almost caught the bitch, started writing on UD, the goblin whore got promoted out, management was replaced, she started referencing the UD posts, I posited that I was starting to suspect that they were bring the retard women, they brought him a new one, they started insinuating that what I thought was happening was happening, I started gathering mental notes that were suggestive of the general theme, circumstantial evidence started piling up, he made a crack about me 'thinking' rather than 'knowing', I told the world what I thought (indefinitely), contemplated some violence, which turned into a hypertext, the hypertext was intimated into 3 or more animes and possibly a Korean horror show (it's hard to tell because no one will acknowledge that they're doing it), an award winning movie, referenced as several characters (including the Homelander and Kaptain Khoas(which someone was aware of and hummed the theme song of the show in front of me)), and can be credited with writing several monologues in movies, proved that God can't not be real, might have started a cult/anti-religion (I also might be Hyperionism's "the watcher")...
might have saved a guy from suicide, might have killed a guy with guilt, might have been plagiarismed out of a couple of genius grants, blew up a couple of guys YT channels, Ummm... What else? Ushered in or am actively saving humanity from dystopian future I either ushered in or was already happening (which might require me to destroy you) Ummm.... Might be schizophrenic (Probably not though if you're doing the thing you're doing), got a whore sacrifice, got fired for NOT reporting retard sex, substantiated the retard sex claim by getting someone to confess, started hanging with a new friend group that was apparently using some kind of Venmo scam to profit off my association, was the alpha male, some guys wife wanted to fuck me, he wanted to fight me, got kicked out after I wrote about how Doug referenced my character and the whole wife fucking thing, realized you knew who I was, started being hoisted by my own petard, pffft... What else? Umm... Had a bunch of my theories substantiated by PhD academics... *Raspberry* Uuhh... Figured out how the Holocaust happened... Fundamentally changed how women interact with men... Might have started a new genre of entertainment.... I donno...
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
Pedestal
Or podium? I don't know... You know what I mean. Ok, definition time pedestal: This is right < That means this < Which translates (roughly) to
Hym "This is a reasoning tool I like to call 'Hym's Pedestal.' It posits that: if this is that, then that means this, which means what you said translates to that."
Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."
Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
Iam "You saw that too? Damn I always allude to it before I articulate it and then you guys reference it before I get the chance and then you think I'm referencing the reference but really I had it articulated BEFORE you said it but it was in the queue and I didn't get to it. And now you think I didn't think of it first. And I did. Damn."
Hym "Yessir! We got them good brains, baby!"
Total Paranoia
Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
Total Paranoia by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Reconstitute
To put something back together from it's parts. Return something to it's original state. Put into a group? Maybe...
Hym "Ohoho! Now you're starting to get it! They told him what they believed or he overhead it in their own language (because they thought he wouldn't understand what the words meant) and HE BELIEVED THEM. Tis a terrifying thought, no? If what they are saying is true... Then... The creature is incomplete. He was trying to reconstitute the creature. And the only way to be certain that he got them all was to make sure all that was left was people with...."
Iam "Or was that not what you meant? Are people going to take the fact that we are pointing this out too personally? We're you extending an..."
Hym "You're one to talk."
Iam "I can't help that I'm neurotic!"
Hym "And now someone is trying to silence anyone who even looks as though they are associated with.... Who? The heretic shadow-leader of the anti-religion? HA! HAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I noticed you didn't include religious institutions on your list pffft hahahahaaa!!"
Iam "Oooh... Oops... Noooo... That can't... That can't possibly be what's happening right now... That would mean..."
Hym "That we are in the mambo number 5 of dystopian futures? 🎼🎵🎶 A little bit of Orwell, in my life. A little bit of Huxley, by my side. A little bit of Kafka's what I need. 🎶🎵🎼 Ba ba, ba-ba, banana nana, ba ba, ba-ba 🎶🎵🎼"
Iam "Jesus Christ 🤦... 😩 this is no good... I just wanted to play games and listen to stories..."
Iam "Or was that not what you meant? Are people going to take the fact that we are pointing this out too personally? We're you extending an..."
Hym "You're one to talk."
Iam "I can't help that I'm neurotic!"
Hym "And now someone is trying to silence anyone who even looks as though they are associated with.... Who? The heretic shadow-leader of the anti-religion? HA! HAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I noticed you didn't include religious institutions on your list pffft hahahahaaa!!"
Iam "Oooh... Oops... Noooo... That can't... That can't possibly be what's happening right now... That would mean..."
Hym "That we are in the mambo number 5 of dystopian futures? 🎼🎵🎶 A little bit of Orwell, in my life. A little bit of Huxley, by my side. A little bit of Kafka's what I need. 🎶🎵🎼 Ba ba, ba-ba, banana nana, ba ba, ba-ba 🎶🎵🎼"
Iam "Jesus Christ 🤦... 😩 this is no good... I just wanted to play games and listen to stories..."
Reconstitute by Hym Iam July 25, 2022