Definitions by Hym Iam

Julius Caesar 

Was killed by his subordinates

Some guy "You can't trust someone who isn't willing to subordinate themselves."

Hym "Julius Caesar was killed by his subordinates. Lenin was killed by Stalin. Stalin was subordinate Lenin. Cain was subordinate to Abel in a certain context. I mean do you even hear yourself!? You can almost exclusively NOT trust subordinates. That statement was the exact opposite of truth. Yet there you stand. Flashing your ethos card and being wrong."

Julius Caesar by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

41% 

Is that what would constitute Maya? Or is that what you want?

Hym "I mean you seem to be having so much fun taking it for yourself... 41% is not that bad I suppose... All things considered... You haven't really done a while lot in terms of services rendered..."

41% by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Good slave 

A good slave is someone who is productive and generous.

Hym "Hey, Dr. Peepeestones!;Say, how would you define a 'Good person?' "

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "A good person is productive and generous."

Hym "And how would you define generous?"

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "showing a readiness to give more of something, as money or time, than is strictly necessary or expected."

Hym "And how would you define a 'good slave?' "

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones ".............."

Hym "Dr. JeepJorp?"

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "........."

Hym "Is it... Is it the same thing?"

Good slave by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Confront 

You're not even willing to confront the guy that is actively dismantling your ethic.

Hym "How are you going to talk about confronting anything to anyone? Shouldn't you be giving lectures on fraud? '12 tips for reselling the bible.' hahaha!"

Confront by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Schizophrenia 

ALSO now a weapon. You're welcome.

Hym " 'What happened to Dr. Charlatan? What changed?' Well, he started channeling the righteous indignation of the Demi-God Hym! Of course. Wielding 'The Peasant's One Truth' in one hand and weaponized Schizophrenia in the other, he metes out God's vengeance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HOOOooo... We know one thing for sure: Don't learn how to think and don't tell the truth. Or the one true god will punish you for your unforgivable sin! Pffft!! Aahahaha!"

Schizophrenia by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

That guy you didn't help 

What ever happened to that guy? I thought about making a video about it and trying to find the guy and do what you wouldn't but I don't have the resources for that... And I don't want to.... And it would be funnier to wield the horde against my enemies... Because I don't give a shit about helping people anymore, that's for damn sure hahahahahaha!

Hym "I'm still waiting on a follow up about that guy you didn't help. Is he... Is he dead? Did he kill himself? You got to stop promulgating that ideology of yours. YoU dOn'T kNoW hOw MaNy PeOpLe It'S kIlLiNg 😫 Ha! That's funny. I'm funny. Hey, I've been sitting on this one for a while now. You want to hear it? I really wish I'd get the chance to uses these in person but whatever. Ok. You ready? Here it goes: 'I would have asked for help but all saw what happened to the last guy!' Get it? 'We all saw what happened to the last guy.' That was a good one. Man, I've had that since like day one. Is it easier now that I'm not 'grateful?' You feel better? You looked a little choked up. Shit, how long has it been since I threw my laundry in? God is it hard to keep track of time without electricity. Last day of the month though. Which means I only have to take shitty orders for one more day! Oh, and did you see the weekend content thing? Totally untapped market. See how full of shit Steven was with the knife guy thing? They be stabbing up muggers lately. Alright. Running out of characters. Gtg love you byyyyyye!

That guy you didn't help by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

The Dark Side 

Feels good doesn't it?

Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"

The Dark Side by Hym Iam July 31, 2022