Hym Iam's definitions

Adapt

No amount of adaptation is going to appease someone whose selection criteria is a fat meaty 7 inch cock and 6 firgures a year or "ambition" (which roughly translates to "Well, he doesn't have to have money now but if he's going money later then it's fine)

Hym "BEHOLD! I will now adapt to women's selection criteria... By tying a paper weight to my dick and waiting for it to meet their standards........................ Just give it a second.................................................... You're right............ This is definitely what I should be doing................................. I'm glad I'm living my life to appease someone who's indifferent to whether or not I die alone......... This is good...... This is good for everyone.................. Definitely better than not pretending you're not a whore and instead just taking $50................ Yep......................... I feel the stretch.......... And soon, so will your daughters....................................... Just a few more seconds.................. Then I'll be good enough..............................

by Hym Iam June 22, 2023

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Retard

Oops. Thought it was Elon.

Hym "He IS a retard. Don't let him near whatever coffin he's near. He shouldn't be near anything."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Grate

A great what?

No no no you're fine. You're doing it right. I just illustrating that I too don't always properly frame my point. Not making a moral judgement against anyone really. I'm grateful. I'm genuinely asking the questions in the midst of my existential crisis, you know? I find it hilarious that you say a thing that I said. You're a little more tactful then I am but the point is the same. Seeing the nonsense I shoveled into the collective unconscious being reflected back at me by the media I consume is definitely strange.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

The world is on fire

Yeah, I don't though.

Hym "Yeah, I don't feel like the world is on fire though so... Hey, why don't you fucking explain why I feel like I'm being watched you fucking asshole? You got a fucking YouTube video for that one? How about an explanation for why I shouldn't stab the next kid I walk past over what you are doing to me here? How about an audit of the billions of dollars that can traced back to me and an explanation as to where my fucking money is? That would make a good fucking YouTube video! Really! I got a knack for things like that. Yeah. You fucking explain THAT, you fucking clown."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Cyber Truck

Oh, speaking of Elon.

Hym "I saw a Cyber Truck the other day! On the road while I was walking home from work! In the freezing cold! With the pressure in my head and pain in my feet at the peak! It looked like a Playstation 2 car in real life! It was surreal! It was weird! I creeped me out looking at it!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

You and Magnus

Still a couple of fucking sissies though.

Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024