Hym Iam's definitions

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

You are

It's not a thought.

Hym "You are. Why do you think you're intelligent?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Am

Not what I could have been. You pretending I didn't do it doesn't make me not the creator of AI.

Hym "You cry like a little bitch DAILY because you are a petty, psychopathic (by your own description), charlatan and I AM... The creator of AI. It isn't some divergent reality that didn't occur. When people sat 'I didn't see nothing' they are saying it to indicate to me that they are going to lie if they are allowed to do so. I AM THAT I AM and you are not as you claim to be."

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

Creative input

I've had more creative input on justin roiland's shows in the last several years than HE has! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "Hooooo..... That is hilarious. Truly."

Iam "It's a little disheartening..."

Hym "Creative input? He used white-out on our homework assignment and wrote his own name! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 9, 2023

Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Crying like a bitch

You were crying like a bitch a second ago.

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Answer

That should be obvious at this point... Public and explicit affirmation and confirmation of my contributions to your work AND ALL OTHER BODIES OF WORK that you are aware of AND acknowledgement of the social phenomenon in my life AND I want you to reveal to me where people are going to see this and who is orchestrating it in addition to how much money they are making from it and an explanation as to WHY I'M NOT GETTING IT...

Hym "There's your answer. Another question I would have is 'Are they going to give me my money or am I going to prison for child murder?' But I think that one is kind of implicit in overarching kind of meta-narrative we have going on here... It's kind of baked in to this whole thing... Yep... Oh! AND I want you to come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can! You WILL NOT BELIEVE how much garbage I have up in this bitch! I mean, if I had to guess like... A quarter of a ton... 500 pounds... Right? Like, I have these 40 gallon garbage bags, right? And I could probably fit like 50 lbs of garbage in each bag... I could probably fill AT LEAST 10 bags... That's like 500 lbs. Not counting the cardboard. Probably like 35 lbs of cardboard.... It's dope! You're gonna like it! There's a pretty solid mix of the different types of garbage, you know? Cans, wrappers, bags, bottles... We got everything over here! It really is the greatest work of art that has ever been made AND only one person is allowed to see it! Well, no, 2nd greatest if you count the hypertext I'm doing here... SUPER OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In stores now! $44.44 at the Amazon stordy store stordy store! It's the ULTIMATE hypertext! And was written by a mustache-man who is literally better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024