Definitions by Hym Iam

2 out of 3

I’ll give you 2 out of 3

Hym “Leeet’s see... Ben says that when it comes to health insurance the three metrics are Quality, Accessibility, and Affordability and that you can only have 2 out of 3... So I’ll give you the same deal. We have the gangstalking (imposed schizophrenia), we have the retard sex cult, and we have the taking credit for my things... I’ll give you 2 of your choosing. How does that sound? I’m nothing if not reasonable (when it comes to things that aren’t retard sex cults).”

2 out of 3 by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Comparative suffering 

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.

Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”

Comparative suffering by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Call-back 

That was called a call-back you humorless dork.

Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”

Call-back by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Envy

They shouldn’t be glorifying fatties! They should be glorifying ME! I’m the good one! They shouldn’t be canceling ME! I should be the one canceling! I’m so righteous and good. He shouldn’t be lauded for his brilliant ideas! He’s evil! I should be lauded for his ideas.

Hym “That’s envy! That’s what envy looks like.”

Envy by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Hack it 

Nah I’m pretty sure that being 5 years ahead of renowned PhD psychologists means I’m “ahead of my time”

Hym “Nooo I’m pretty sure PhD frauds stealing my work is pretty concrete evidence that the work is good. I’m pretty sure that I mean the criteria for creative achievement as well. That’s not me not being able to hack it. It’s me being the greatest mind in all of the rooms creative or intellectual.”

Hack it by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Writing 

Ooooh it IS hard work that I’m doing here!

Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”

Writing by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Lazy 

And still better than a charlatan.

Hym “Lazy in comparison to who? A writer copy-and-pasting dialogue off of urban dictionary? Or fraud psychologists copy-and-pasting his content off of Urban Dictionary. I mean, yeah, that guy on UD is a genius. Literally one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. And better than a retard. But it’s just laziness stealing his C- work like that guys. Be better!”

Lazy by Hym Iam October 5, 2022