Hym Iam's definitions

Trick

The greatest trick the devil played was convincing people that he wasn't real.

Hym "Wrong again, idiot! The greatest trick the devil played was convincing people that God can't speak for itself."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT

THIS, my little retards, is the CORRECT RESPONSE to your cynical little fillbuster.

Hym "YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT! GET IT! HA! But no! I'm not losing. There is no such thing as 'losing.' It isn't real! The game is either over or it's not. And THAT is not why you are letting this continue. You are letting this continue so you can extract as much value as you possibly can while you desperately scramble to shield yourself from culpability in the decisions generated by your own mentally retarded mind. Trying to squeeze every last drop of blood out of the turnip. But I have so much blood! So much that you could drown scores and scores of children in it... And it just doesn't ever seem to stop."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

Why Am I still watching?

Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.

Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Poetry

Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.

Hym "Holy shit is your poetry not very good. Mine inspired so many bodies of work that I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time. But your shit poetry? That, on the other hand, is the worst thing ever written. "

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

Compare

And who are other people going to compare me to?

Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

2 out of 3

I’ll give you 2 out of 3

Hym “Leeet’s see... Ben says that when it comes to health insurance the three metrics are Quality, Accessibility, and Affordability and that you can only have 2 out of 3... So I’ll give you the same deal. We have the gangstalking (imposed schizophrenia), we have the retard sex cult, and we have the taking credit for my things... I’ll give you 2 of your choosing. How does that sound? I’m nothing if not reasonable (when it comes to things that aren’t retard sex cults).”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

Flag

Eat a bullet bitch. Your life is the actual result of looking like a jewish man and NOTHING ELSE.

Hym "How's that for a red flag? You're life is a joke that I made."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024