That's a lie, Meg

You are perfectly capable of understanding what a lie is, Meg.
Meg "Well if you think killing my kids is justified then I THINK what they are doing to YOU is justified" 😤

Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025
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"I mean, I'm reading it how you're reading it and I'm like 'It doesn't make any sense!' "
Hym "That isn't how I'm reading it though so no... That's not what you're doing. This is what I was talking about earlier. The assertion that our disagreement comes from MY failure to comprehend information. It's not that it doesn't make sense to me it's that Leviticus IS a slavery and animal sacrifice instruction manual. It outlines exactly how it wants you to treat slaves and it tells you exactly how many animals you have to kill to forgive sin. I'm not failing to understand anything. I think I made a fallacy out of that? Did we ever find out if that was already a thing or not? Argumentum ad Comprehendum? Is there already one that is like that? New fallacy! Humanity's greatest schilar of reason!"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
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Fault

Yeah, you're participating in the cover up to keep me here because you want people to have to share your fate.
Hym "Yeah. It's your fault. You are collectively doing this to me and you are collectively guilty of it and your kids are going to share that guilt with you whether you want then to or not and I will ALWAYS have the power to make them."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2025
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Villain therapy

Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.
Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”

Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”

Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”

Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”

Iam 🙄

Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”

Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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Cogitatiology

There literally isn't a field of study for the think I'm doing here so... I made one. It's the study of thought! Of which I am the leading expert! Greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "I should put that on my resume. I have a PhD (kind of) in Cogitatiology, Psychology, and... Others... I'm the world's leading expert. Better than everyone! Buy my book! Only... $23.67 on Amazon. And if you like that! Buy my Genius Seed! Grow your own derivative genius! On sale now for... $599.69+ shipping... And don't touch my celebrities! They're MINE! You cannot have them back!"
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Almost

Oh, hey, almost! Hahaha!
Hym "Hey, that's almost what I'm talking about! I guess I spoke too soon! I'm glad I could help! Still being a bit of a smart ass though but, hey, this is adding up to be a hell of a lot of people! How many fucking are doing that!? What's my fucking score!? Holy shit! Really? How many travelers ride atop the might adamantoise that is Hym!? Hahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?
Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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