by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
Not leaving a severely autistic man alone to have free reign while you fuck his roommate. That's not negligence.
Hym "Yeah, negligence is real bad. Reeeeeal bad. I care so much about everyone else. Their lives are so valuable to me."
Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."
Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."
Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."
Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Hym "Oh, I know! I knew what was happening the secong Jeremy walked into Wendy's and started speaking in tongues.
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
"Yeah, if you ignore that parts I stole and focus on the first part which wasn't plagiarism or copyright and didn't make me cry like a bitch (literally) got years and do this day and what he's doing now in response to the theft I'm doing..." ~ Not-A-Dr. Jordan Peterson
Hym "Yeah, the middle part where I outline what you would need to do and what you'd have to consider to create the current iteration of AI AND solved the problem of perception and wrote 'the Joker' and season 2 of Solar Opposites and Marc Maron's last stand up special and am the source material for dozens of shows and movies them maybe you can be convinced that Jordan Peterson isn't a fucking huckster and his would isn't just him perpetually misreading better thinker and selling an interpretation of the bible that is in no way commensurate with belief in a creator deity then yeah... Totally dawg."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...
Hym "ADHD is real and should be medicated."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
No, I want to die! I definitely want to die. I'm trying get the hell out of here so I can fuck up that creature right-quick.
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT HIM! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!? Your kids know the part of the story you're not telling the audience you fucking idiot! THEY KNOW YOU LOST! They are going to know you lost and live out the rest of their lives knowing you lost. They pieced together your mangled corpse and now you're just this sloppily crafted Frankenstein's monster. Your bridge to the future ran out of bricks years ago. You're just floating in orbit desperately scrambling to siphon fuel from the person who launched you into orbit. Are your frightened? Do you not belong up there? Oops. I guess I don't know my own strength. I didn't assume anything and IF YOUR REPUTATION DOESN'T COINCIDE WITH WHO YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING CHARLATAN! ENJOY! Enjoy living the lie! The retard loved it! You know they told me he didn't have a phone. You know why I said what I said about him, Jordan? I DID IT BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS WATCHING AND BECAUSE IT WAS TRUE. He wanted me to know he was watching and he wanted me to know he was fucking her. AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS. I took your book and I spanked his spoiled little ass with it (figuratively) and HE FUCKING DESERVED IT. That little cripple is walking around with the words "By Jordan Peterson" imprinted on his ass. But, hey, at least now you can give your family the life you weren't good enough to actually earn."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
An acronym for Diversity Inclusion and Equity. To the people who uses these terms, they all (literally) mean the same thing and each one renders the other two redundant. I'll explain:
Hym "Here's how DIE renders 2/3 of the acronym redundant: So, when they say 'diversity' they mean 'Diversity is good, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' By 'Inclusivity' they mean 'Non-whites should be included in all works spaces, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' By 'Equity' they mean 'Outcomes between whites and non-whites are disparate, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' THEY ALL (LITERALLY) MEAN THE SAME THING! Literally! Dr. Jeepjorp asked me once why I omitted 'Equity' from one of my questions and my response was 'It wasn't relevant.' My response SHOULD HAVE BEEN 'I should have omitted 2 of them because they all just translate to: Non-whites should be hired preferentially' It's redundant and retarded. An acronym where all 3 words mean the exact same thing. These are the geniuses that took over the world. Great job guys. Great job letting morons take over all of the things in a of your countries. Good thing you guys are all so much better than me, huh? Because you all let that happen. I was literally a non-participant. Didn't even know any of this existed until it was 28. So, not my fault. Your fault. How about a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 You guys are doing a great job without me. Good thing I'm being ignored."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2022