No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the I saw her climb up a wallmug. No I'm not going to do that. If me being muble is more important than other people's kids lives then fine but that's on you.
Hym "I'm not going to asks and if you let them get away with using my shit without paying me I'm going to murder literally as many kids as I can. End of discussion. You don't have the right to do to me what you're doing. The punishment will the death of children."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Askmug. Hym "You are right that who the heroes and villains are DOESN'T matter. Which is why obfuscating the 2 ISN'T GOING TO WORK. I need to be able to make a MAXIMALLY INFORMED DECISION. If obfuscating to try and trick me 'Maximally informing me?' No. It isn't."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the A Maximally Informed Decisionmug. Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Get the Johanmug. by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Stealing creditmug. Hym "Since you wanted to say something and since your CLEARLY don't understand how Mmr works (With your useless inferior mind) I'll explain it to you in simple terms. You noticed that but did you notice that I'm ALWAYS the first on the list? That's because I'm playing with someone else who's rank is lower then mine. Which means I'm ALWAYS the best person on my team. By default. So, because I have this other person with me the mmr system filled the other positions with people worse them me and then I have to try to carry them to victory because WITHOUT ME ON THE TEAM THEY LITERALLY WON'T PLAY AGAINST PLAYERS AS GOOD AS ME. They'll get match with players at their level. I'm doing pull-up with a 100×person weights. I climb as fast as a pro when I'm alone. I'm actively trying to carry someone else to a hugher level. It's harder than just winning. If I'm the worse person on EITHER TEAM my team will win so easily the game wouldn't even be fun. Because for someone to actually be better than me they need to be a professional AND play every day."
by Hym Iam April 01, 2023
Get the Mmrmug. Hym "THAT'S IT!!! You are only supposed to FILL a wine glass HALF-FULL! THEREFORE! A half-full wine glass IS ✌️✊️✌️✊️FULL✌️✊️✌️✊️ ALEX! (I should have been doing ✌️✊️✌️✊️👈This👉✌️✊️✌️✊️ the whole time) But THAT'S IT! THAT is why that is happening!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
Get the Fillmug.