Hym Iam's definitions
You're not a mind reader. You're not a seer. Until the trans fucks your kids it doesn't matter what he says because freedom of speech.
Hym "Nope. The tranny can say that. The nuclear family isn't the corner stone of society. I was raise by a single mother through most of my life and I am a non-criminal who created A.I. You're just trying to self-aggrandize. You're shit. Your family is shit. Your kids are shit."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
Get the Nopemug. Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
Get the Socializemug. 100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...
Hym "ADHD is real and should be medicated."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
Get the ADHDmug. Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Why does the universe have 2 sides?mug. You're not though. You COULD HAVE protected though kids in Texas by DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO... And instead you tried to PRETEND doing this was "protecting your kids" and now that those kids in Texas are dead it is clear to everyone watch that you literally only care about USING YOUR KIDS to get away with malfeasance. It's trying to set a precedent that your kids justify what ever it is you do.
Hym "You had an opportunity to protect kids and you didn't. You know how I found out about the 'rare form of schizophrenia' that caused that school shooting? Someone left a news article about in front of the computer I have to use to sign into at work. They wanted me to see that I was right. So, doing what you are doing got your kids killed and I am going to make you count the number of times you've done it. So it isn't about protecting kids. Protecting kids is the false pretense you are using and you are perfectly fine with the fact they will pay the price. You have used this to protect -12 kids. It's throwing salt over your shoulder when you spill the pepper. It's child sacrifice in the form of a rain dance."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
Get the Protect Kidsmug. OHO! If I would have know you were going to butter me up I would have brought biscuits! And not "biscuits" as in "cookies". Actual biscuits.
Hym "Ha! Yes! I rather like that! Sophisticated? Me? Very much so! Thank you very much!"
Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"
Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"
Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."
Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"
Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."
Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"
Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"
Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."
Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"
Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2022
Get the Sophisticatedmug. You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2024
Get the Erinmug.