Per Show

Hym "58k per year is the average writer salary and in quality what you're getting is WAY ABOVE AVERAGE. It's also the source material. 65k per show, per season, and residuals or royalties (whichever apply). Full credit for A.I. and payment for the perception tool."
by Hym Iam July 03, 2024
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Russian mafia guy

Hahaha! You saw him!? That's hilarious! Yeah, I was going to bring him but I kept forget.
Hym "Yeah dawg. Russian mafia guy. I saw him. Sounds like he gives advice that is derivative of and/or analogous to this! Because I am THE STRONGEST LIVING BEING! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!"
by Hym Iam October 06, 2023
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Values

Hym "And your values are shit. Jordan. You did not invite me anywhere and you know that THIS made it's way TO YOU and ZERO INVITATIONS made it to me. You saw it the whole time and made reference to it in several of your interviews. The GQ interview. And you've been passing my work off as your own. You are a fraud and a disgrace. Cry more. You can't do what you're doing AND CRY LIKE A BITCH ABOUT IT. You are ridiculous. You are wrong. I AM and WAS right. You thought you were better than someone. Is Joe going to do this to the people who stuff his daughter's little slut-hole too? How many kids do you think THEY are going to kill? Let's find out! Let's wait and see. And I regret nothing. Titus still a retard."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2025
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Stumbled upon

Ha! Hahaha! You mean 'been thrown at!?' Is that what you mean!? Hahaha!
Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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Dinner

You're not trying to lure me over to bang your wife are you? Cuz.... I don't know how I feel about that....
Hym "Yeah, sure, I'll come over for dinner... And wake up chained to the ceiling in an assless gimp suit!? I THINK NOT!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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Blaming the wrong person

I, by virtue of describing my own situation, do not assume the guilt of the people singling people out to do to others what us being done to me and you refuse to acknowledge the extent to which it was already happening BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING and you are doing that so you can scapegoat goat me. I have not instructed anyone to kill themselves and can be quoted saying that "If someone tells you to kill yourself you should not do it and live out of spite." I have also instructed people contact mental health professionals if they have homicidal ideations and have stop at least one school shooting? How many school shootings has Gavin Newsom stopped? Fucking ZERO bitch. NONE.
Hym "Yet what happens when they contact the mental health professionals? They LIE. They allow people to continue to falsify and defraud the mental health of others. That's Dr. K. That's Jordan Peterson. By allowing the continue of targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia they have accepted your child's suicide as an acceptable outcome. Suicide. Mass shootings. Instrumental use by bad actors to STEAL MY SUCCESS FROM ME. All of these are things I SAID WOULD HAPPEN. And they ALL came to fruition. The weaponized schizophrenia does what I said it would do. And what did the YouTube fucks do when they confirmed the veracity of my claims? AFTER DOXXING ME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DOING THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA TO ME AS THOUGH IT WASN'T ALREADY HAPPENING!? Cried like a bitch, very publicly and then continued to either do it or do nothing. That goes for the celebrity psychologists as well. How much do you want to bet that if I name drop Dr. Phil he shows up in the news cycle tomorrow? It wouldn't be the first time it happens. But they can't resist. They can't resist doing it and they want me to kill your kids so they can sweep their culpability under the rug and go forward as the authors of history. All to keep REE-lon's (likely) money flowing into their pockets. You're blaming the wrong person here. I don't want your kids to die. I want you to stop letting these people call a bluff FOR YOU that you cannot afford.
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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No they don't

The client and my manager both violated the boundaries policy by getting into my email. I'm not taking a backseat to retards. Ever. I'll kill a child if you try to make me. Stand down and stand by or I will kill your kids.
Hym "No they don't. His rights are not violated by me following the abuse neglect policy and in accordance with the abuse and neglect policy: I have a reasonable suspicion the Marina Derfus, Kendra McKeefry, Melissa Dilsner Barlow, and other violated the boundaries policy of Rem Wisconsin and molested one of the mentally retarded clients."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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