You know your half-jew kids aren't going to cook evenly, right? You'll stick them in the even and they're going to end up looking like fused Zamasu.
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
Get the I ammug. Hym "So, let me get this straight... You are an atheist... And you believe everyone gets a singular wave of experiential reality... And you (as the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable thought) want mine... To be my own self-described Truman Show-esque hell? BOY OH BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! Where oh where can I find the Christian God? OPE! THERE HE IS! YOU SEE HIM!? HEY WISECRACKED, YOU SEE EM? YOU SEE THE CHRISTIAN GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST? Hold on... I'll get you a mirror... Now go ahead and keep admonishing God for arbitrarily condemning people you don't to hell! In the context of what you're doing? Do you get it!? Do you get the joke!? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Right!? Cus you'd do it too if you had the power you bald bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE! I EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU! DOES THAT COULD AS EVIDENCE!? HA!"
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
Get the Atheistmug. Because a monster is a mundane and unsightly creature but a Dragon, at least, has an air of nobility. Spears and blades shatter against their hide and their breath alone can fell countless foes. The drawback is that they tend to fall to their own hubris and greed.
by Hym Iam April 06, 2022
Get the Dragonmug. How men treat them is incredibly well in exchange for nothing a getting nothing in return and get mocked with doing it.
If that's homophobia then sign me up. If I was a woman then "how men treat me" would be better than I'm currently treated by men or women. Maybe I'd stand in front of a camera and sponge up some free money for having tits. Maybe I'd fuck whoever I want. Maybe I just would get a job and shack up in someone else's life and make them support me. Or maybe I hang out with old guys in exchange for free money.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
Get the Womenmug. Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
Get the Union rulesmug. It's not an insurrection. It's your politicians and punditry prioritizing THEIR LIVES over the lives of your kids and YOU prioritizing YOUR lives over mind. And you expect ME to do the opposite and I'm not going to do it. THEY KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR KIDS AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I TOLD THEM!
Hym "And now they are lying about an insurrection. The pundits are squandering and abusing their ✌️✊️✌️✊️ editorial discretion✌️✊️✌️✊️ and the politicians are using them as a FLASHBANG to quietly steal AI from me and leave you to whatever fate they dictate from the top down!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
Get the Insurrectionmug. And seriously...
Hym "What you're pissed about is me taking one skittle out of a bag of skittles, per bag of skittles. As opposed to fucking a retard at the beginning of every shift and again after the pills that prevent his dick from getting hard wear off, falsifying documents, showing up late every day because you have to stop to get condoms to fuck the retard, gaslighting, literal sexual harassment, implicating me in retard sex cult (because my awareness of the act makes me complicit), gender based discrimination regarding the enforcement of rules. But I'm a little lazy and like taking naps. He didn't even go without long enough for it to be out of his system. And for all I know the retard wasn't just trying to keep his dick hard. He could have been waiting to give her HIS skittles. You don't know. You don't care. THEY don't care. About any of it. THEY were perfectly willing to continue my employment. I was not. So what the fuck are you talking about?"
by Hym Iam April 06, 2023
Get the Skittlesmug.