Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Oh, man, YouTube... Your employees have absolutely FUCKED your company. Forget lawyers. You're going to need to hire necromancers. When that kid dies DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF YOUR YOUTUBERS PARTICIPATION IN THE ACTUAL MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS your company is CAPITAL "F" FUCKED you pieces of shit. You are so fucking stupid.
Hym " 'Hide user from channel (permanently)' That's cute. I bet that's what the YouTube trash is using to prevent people from asking about me in the chat. I bet they have bots set up to purge any comments as they're posted... Welp, since you didn't want to meet condition 6 (Which was Steven Banel (Destiny)(A guy literally impersonating me on your site) OFF THE SITE); a 7th condition will be added. 7th Condition: All of the channels I named explicitly will issue a public statement outlining exactly where they go to view this, who's responsible, and acknowledge theor participation. Along with an apology for RISKING THE LIVES OF THE CHILDREN OF THEIR VIEWERS. THEY ARE ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY CONSEQUENCES AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. You (YouTube) WILL IMPOSE THOSE CONSEQUENCES or I WILL. Under the threat of losing their channels PERMANENTLY you will make them issue a statement by the end of the week. If you wait until the end of the week the deal is off."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2024
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We've always known

"We've always known that to perceive you need to view the world through a story" Says Jordan Peterson.

Uno reverse and something-something non-sequitur aren't going to work this time. There is a good outcome and a bad outcome and not choosing one IS choosing the other. We've always known! We've always known so many things but we don't know how to keep people from murdering our kids! It's like they won't tell us why they're doing it! It's so tough to figure out! It's so hard to discern! We gotta use our mind-brainz to try and infer why they're doing it post hoc.... They must just want attention! That's got to be it! Or possessed by spoooky ghosts! You know what? I got it! I'm just so cool and great that they can't stand not being me! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT, RIGHT? Jealousy! I'm just so much better than everyone they can't stand it! It activates the nebulous craziness in their skull-meat and it makes them kill!"
Hym "We've always known it guys! We've always known it... But only one person came up with a method for applying THE THING THAT WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN... To A.I. That guy was me. I am Hym. Now... They are trying to steal this from me... In the name of some greater good that relates to child protection or women protection or not doing gender roles properly... And they are piggybacking off of the stalking and harassment campaign being perpetrated for the same reason... They are not the 'good people' fighting the 'bad people.' You have a hierarchy of moral presuppositions that YOU DON'T EVEN DO PROPERLY YOURSELF... When YOU fail to live up to your own moral presuppositions YOU SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG... And now you want ME... To agree to the moral presuppositions that YOU DON'T DO... And if I DON'T you get to do whatever you want to me and if I DO IT WRONG then you get to punish me unless I'm one of your cronies and then you sweep it under the rug for me like you do for yourself... I would have to be a retard to agree to that and I'm not that. I created A.I. So, here's the plan: I'm not going to allow an output that isn't me getting credit and payment for my work and a public denouncement of this or child murder. Your input will result in one of those 2 things. And the best part, for you, is that you get to insert whatever input you want. You can do absolutely whatever you want. But I will do only 1 of 2 things.
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Schiff

Hym "Nah, go fuck yourself Schiff I'm not paying until I am made whole for the violation of my rights and if you don't get your fat ass back to congress and vote to make the retard who stole from me, pay me, I'm going to break the law in a very specific direction."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
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Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Memory

Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!
Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"
by Hym Iam July 03, 2023
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Dialogue

You guys need to get better at writing this. For real. You can't just end every movie with the same inspirational speech "You're so much stronger than you know. You have to believe in yourself. I believe in you!". It's bad. You don't understand subtlety. You don't understand how "dead air" can be used to enhance a scene. Oh, wait, I forgot I was a genius and that it isn't obvious to everyone. Nevermind. Carry on.
Hym "God am I tired of clunky dialogue. Every time a character can't control their power, they get the same exact line of dialogue that every other character who cannot control their powers gets when the plot demands that they use their power perfectly for the first time. It's fucking pathetic. You have a million dollars. You get paid a salary to do something that isn't hard for me and I'm fucking broke as a joke. It's sad. Like, the job you did was so ALMOST good that it physically pains me to watch. It would have taken like 30 seconds to fix. But nobody fucking asked me so now we're stuck with an almost good job instead of an excellent job. Damn. You'd think you would relish the chance to get a fee billion dollars. It would take so little effort for me to fix that shit that it's ACTUALLY absurd but nobody wants to let me out of the Truman Show-esque Hell in which I am trapped. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. And now you have my money. You sold me an undercooked steak and I have to choke it down and live with the worms you gave me because the alternative is sending it back to the kitchen so you can wipe your ass with it before you send it back to the table. Jesus Christ!"

Iam "............."

Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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