Definitions by Hym Iam

Assassination Classroom 

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

Assassination Classroom by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

In the black 

Financially positive

Hym "As soon as I'm in the black I will do just that. Unexpected electric bill set me back 300 bones. It'll be my first non-food, non-drink purchase (which is all I ever spend money on)."

In the black by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Salma 

Oooooooh man... I mean... I'm only allowed to name celebrities here....

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."

Hym "PFFT!"

Iam "Don't-"

Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."

Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"

Iam "Salma I-"

Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"

Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."

Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"

Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."

Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"

Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖

Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Salma by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Krish 

AHAHA! HE LOOKS LIKE MYRON! LOOK AT HIM! AHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Go watch the first episode of Black Mirror called 'Joan is awful'and tell me that the husband (Krish) doesn't look like Myron! Ha! Tell me that that shit isn't deliberate! Ahahahahahaha!

Krish by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Full credit 

I'll take it.

Hym "And I'm not taking full credit because you're not complicit. I'm taking full credit so Ohba Tsugumi doesn't have to take any. The people around me should have put a stop this before it even became what it is now."

Full credit by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

You really showed me 

You really did didn't you?

Hym "Donate some money to charity. That'll make you feel better. Better yet, take this, use it to make a show, THEN donate the proceeds to charity. You already did? Fantastic! Boy-oh-boy you really showed me didn't? You got me good guys! You're smart and your arguments are good."

You really showed me by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Vpn 

Hey, it'll stop them from getting access to my phone but I don't really care about that now do I Alex?

Hym "Will a VPN bring that kid back to life? Alex? Alex O' Connor? 1.37 if a pretty good price but it won't solve the real problem, will it? This probably hurts you more than it would hurt someone who believes in a afterlife so I'll keep it short since you want to be a smart ass."

Vpn by Hym Iam August 3, 2023