Those are literally opposites.
Hym "A sigma chad is not a thing you can be. Those are two completely incompatible archetypes. A 'Sigma male' is someone who's morally and socially incompatible with society and a 'Chad' is a fat cock. They're forced to speak in euphemism but a fat cock is just that. We've gotten to the bottom of it. The red pills are wrong. The high value man still gets cheated on. His wife still fucks the fat cock bjj instructor. I'm correct. Critical fat-cock theory explains it all."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
Get the Sigma Chadmug. Iam "Boon or Bane?"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Boon or Banemug. Nah.
Hym "Not 50 days. You said 24 hours. Get your fat ass over there and do it now. There doesn't need to be a deal."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
Get the 50 daysmug. Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Equalmug. The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
Get the The First Guy to Own A Nightclubmug. Let’s assume it isn’t wrong. Who should have to be the slave?
Hym “What makes slavery wrong? Well, to find out why, let’s assume that it isn’t. If slavery isn’t wrong, then who should be the slave? I vote you. Now, you’re not going to want to be the slave. So I’m going to have to violence you pretty good to get you to be that (a slave). But the violence isn’t a permanent solution to the problem here (the problem being ‘You not wanting to be a slave). So I need to use violence initially (to get you to become a slave) and then I have to use the threat of future violence to get you to continue being a slave. And this will continue to be the case, indefinitely. But the problem of you not wanting to be a slave remains. So, what do you do about it? Well, you dwell on it. Ruminate, if you will (Like a school shooter), and you realize ‘If he can use violence on me, I can use violence on him. I die either way and if I die I don’t have to be a slave anymore. He can’t increase the amount of violence he uses to keep me in line (or he will no longer have an effective slave).’
Hym “What makes slavery wrong? Well, to find out why, let’s assume that it isn’t. If slavery isn’t wrong, then who should be the slave? I vote you. Now, you’re not going to want to be the slave. So I’m going to have to violence you pretty good to get you to be that (a slave). But the violence isn’t a permanent solution to the problem here (the problem being ‘You not wanting to be a slave). So I need to use violence initially (to get you to become a slave) and then I have to use the threat of future violence to get you to continue being a slave. And this will continue to be the case, indefinitely. But the problem of you not wanting to be a slave remains. So, what do you do about it? Well, you dwell on it. Ruminate, if you will (Like a school shooter), and you realize ‘If he can use violence on me, I can use violence on him. I die either way and if I die I don’t have to be a slave anymore. He can’t increase the amount of violence he uses to keep me in line (or he will no longer have an effective slave).’
So, why is slavery wrong? Is it because people have ‘intrinsic worth?’ Of course not! People are almost completely interchangeable with one another. Especially when it comes to labor. And even more so when it comes to men. Look at how all of the low income jobs are structured! So, am I willing to risk future violence to improve my own life? Yes. And so is Jordan. Would they do it to me if they could? Probably. Jordan loves to hoist people with their own petard. So why is it wrong? Well, I wouldn’t like it if it was happening to me... And by that logic, what makes ANYTHING wrong? That you wouldn’t want it to happen to you? If that were the case, the enforced schizophrenia would inarguably wrong. The women fucking a retard behind your back would be wrong. The withholding of actionable information would be wrong. The firing for breaking the rules while other people are being shielded from being fired for breaking the rules would be wrong. You wouldn’t want any of that to happen to you. So it can’t be that... Otherwise I’ve been deeply wronged by a ton of people! That’s no good.... Hmmm... this is a stumper!”
by Hym Iam October 04, 2022
Get the Slaverymug.