Cheating

So it IS fat! You're a fat cock! I knew it!

Hym "Ope, yeah, see!? Cheating? Fat cock. There you have it. What did I tell you? Critical fat cock theory. The single most accurate theory of all time."

by Hym Iam October 02, 2023

Audience Capture

Can't be captured by an audience you have no interaction with.

Hym "There are more important things than audience capture and social media and I will murder those things if my case is not heard."

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024

Fundamentalism

It's not the religion that's the problem... It's the NOT CHANGING THE RELIGION... To fit modern liberal social sentiment like... The religion is fine so long as there aren't any gender roles and you're not condemnatory of the gays and women are allowed to do whatever they want and are =>Men and NEVER THE OTHER WAY AROUND..... Then, yeah, no the religion is great.

Hym "The fundamentalism! It's the looking at the words in the book... And NOT REINTERPRETING THEM... And accepting the assertions about morality that have supposedly posited by God... THAT is the problem... Otherwise it's great! I can use the authority of God to make people love and accept and not hurt me no matter what I do- Uh, I mean.. PEOPLE... You can use God to make people accept PEOPLE regardless of what they do and then BAM! Religion is fine now! You just have to carve out all of the parts I don't like! See? Then it's fine! Because obviously no one should be allowed to hate me, right? It's not like I'm some kind of manipulative, authoritarian pieces of shit that wants my own personal values deified and won't accept the validity of a religion that doesn't do exactly that! Right?"

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024

Staged

People are already saying that the conflict between Elon and Trump is staged. The only way to know for certain that they aren't doing it to get away with steal the AI is to both credit me and pay me for the AI. I will murder children.

Hym "I don't care if it's staged or not. Elon is a bed pooping retard and is trying to get away with stealing my shit. Make him pay for it."

by Hym Iam June 05, 2025

Truth

Well...

Hym "I doesn't seem like it's the truth you care about so much as 'having a monopoly on the truth.' That and claiming higher-order abstractions for your incest cult."

by Hym Iam August 08, 2024

Questionnaire

Is one of the questions "Are you Hym?"

Hym "Because, is not, I doubt they would be able to help with the thing I actually care about. I doubt their questionnaire is designed for internationally-famous hyper-text writing geniuses. But hey, thanks for the offer."

by Hym Iam August 04, 2023

Plea for decency

Well then FINE! I don't need your respect!

Hym "You sounded like you needed it when you made your plea for decency... You respect your priest. You want me to be celibate and LIKE IT. You want me to validate your beliefs and your choices without having to earn it. You want daddy's unconditional love from the men you don't fuck and daddy's big fat cock from the men you do..."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023