Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "That's exactly what you're doing isn't it? Controlling your interpretation of events to ENSURE AS A MATTER OF FIAT... That YOUR interpretation... DOES NOT COMPORT... With MY interpretation. That is it. Hym = Bad, therefore, it isn't what Hym says. It MUST be something else. It can't be retard sex cult! It must be that he's the reincarnation of Hugh Hefner! It's not weaponized schizophrenia! You're just an asshole who deserves to have happen what I'm doing to you!"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Get the Interpretationmug. I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.
Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the Space travelmug. Do I remember when it was a sin?
Hym "I remember that one of the Pope Johns made an arbitration on what constitutes sin. That's how we got the seven deadly sins. Pride, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth, Greed. Which one was it? I think it was Pope The 13th? The 7th? It's been a while since I read it. And I think he did it in the 1600? 1700? But the fact that it was a man made arbitration renders it irrelevant. I AM THE GREATEST!!!!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Get the Pridemug. by Hym Iam May 6, 2024
Get the Cuckerbeardmug. Hym "The only crime he's guilty of is fucking your daughter. That's not criminality, it's your daughter cheating on her husband. And it's typical for her excuse to be 'the marriage was over before the divorce.' No. It wasn't. You cheated. That's the same shit that EVERY cheating whore of a wife says after it's revealed that they cheated before a divorce. You're a slut. "
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
Get the Criminalitymug. Oh hey yeah Mikey was telling me about that. That's crazy! What's funny is that what you said is exactly how I described what's happening to me. You do that a lot. Intentionally. Seemingly intentionally. I mean, 'a tweet for help?' Come on now. I mean, you know back in 2018 (I started in 2017 btw) I was in the sex cult but I was fan. Really. We didn't have a problem until the Andy Ngo episode of the Jordan B. Peterson podcast. Where you and your father started doing the thing that you're doing here.
Hym "Wow honey, you sound crazy saying that shit. 'The government has infiltrated the colleges!' People are going to think you're nuts. I wouldn't have posted that if I was you. And, you know, I was telling Mike something about this license earlier. I says to him, I says: 'You know, it's ironic that they're coming for him because he said (about the activist-types) they need to be careful what they say because someone they are talking about may be on a board that determines whether or not you get a grant or keep your license.' And I thought that was funny because that is the opposite of meritocracy. That's literally just equity without the racial element. See, I hope that trying to hoist me by my own petard isn't having any real world consequences for you... You know? Cus you would look pretty fucking stupid if you tried to impose my own personal hell on me and then got caught doing it...
Hym "Wow honey, you sound crazy saying that shit. 'The government has infiltrated the colleges!' People are going to think you're nuts. I wouldn't have posted that if I was you. And, you know, I was telling Mike something about this license earlier. I says to him, I says: 'You know, it's ironic that they're coming for him because he said (about the activist-types) they need to be careful what they say because someone they are talking about may be on a board that determines whether or not you get a grant or keep your license.' And I thought that was funny because that is the opposite of meritocracy. That's literally just equity without the racial element. See, I hope that trying to hoist me by my own petard isn't having any real world consequences for you... You know? Cus you would look pretty fucking stupid if you tried to impose my own personal hell on me and then got caught doing it...
Right? Because he's the book God's one true prophet and all... It would make him look pretty bad. And not me 'Hym' but 'him' him... Especially if I am autistic... That would be even worse for you, right? Hilarious. Nobody made you do any of this (by the way). You could have done the right thing at any time. I mean, if this is how you act when you believe an omniscient reality monster is watching, I'd hate to see you when no one is watching... But, hey, I'm here if you need anything. A place to stay. A sneaky link (your husband has to pretend I don't exist so it doesn't count as cheating 😘). Anything. You know how the old saying goes 'A daughter of my eternal rival is a daughter of mine' Which... ew, kind of makes my solicitation gross... ugh, yeah, you know what? That's off the table. We just... Yeah, no... It just wouldn't feel right at this point but, hey, anything other than sex and I'm there, kay? That license shit is crazy though. Alright. Talk to you later luv ya buhbye 👋"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
Get the Licensemug. Hym "I don't know what part of 'serial threatener' you didn't understand but that's not what I'm lauded for... I'm lauded for being a genius and inspiring the world. The 'serial threatener' is the excuse you use to justify my exploitation."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2022
Get the Serial threatenermug.