Hym Iam's definitions

Danzaburou

Ok. You clearly didn't look up the Danzaburou thing. So, I'll explain.

Iam "Alright. So Danzaburou is the Supreme leader of the danuki (Magical Racoon-Dogs). And he's know for disguising himself as a human and TRICKING HUMAN PHYSICIANS and embezzling money from people. He usually always pays back what he stole."

Hym "Get it? So, apparently, your corporate overlords have a sense of humor. That's why racoon dogs..."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Demonization

The prefix "Demon" means "A malevolent ethereal being" and the suffix "Ization" means "To make or change into". Therefore, "Demonization" is the act of turning something into a Demon.

Hym "You know what I'm going to say, right? 'Oh NO! The thing I DEMONIZED 'turned into' a DEMON... WHAT A TWIST! THE DEMONIZATION IS COMPLETE! WhO cOuLd HaVe PoSsIbLy SeEn THAT cOmInG!?!?! You'd have to be some kind of world changing revolutionary GENIUS!' Or something along those lines. You get the picture? That's the funny thing about the whole 'Prince of Lies' thing because I'm going to tell you the truth, and you're going to do the exact opposite of what I tell you to do out of spite... And then something bad is going to happen... Because you'd rather have bad things happen to you than listen to The Devil... Even is he's telling the truth... And that's what I'm saying about the attention and accountability thing too. There is a 'right way' to do what you're trying to do. There is a 'right way' to interpret the information you receive. There is a 'right kind' of attention."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

The Blame Game

That's right folks! It's time for another round of THE BLAME GAME! WOOOOO!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Hym "TAKE EVERYTHING LEFT FROM ME! All! TO! BLAME! DURMDURMDURMDERMDURMDURM! DURMDURMDURMDERMDURMDURM (But palm muted)! DURM! DURM! DURM! DURM!🤘😝🤘 The Blame Game! That'll be the name of my Youtube news channel! Blame game. The. The Blame Game. And the interesting thing about 'Blame' (in general) is that it's more useful as a 'framing device' that it is as a 'mechanism for solution generation'. I'll give you an example: 'Good' people don't blame other people for their problems. By trying to blame other people your are now TO blame and are, therefore, the 'Bad' on. FAULT is irrelevant as the attempt to blame is perceived as admission of guilt. This how 'Blame' is used as a framing device. Now, here is an example of how it is useless as a solution generation mechanism: A person does a thing. They are to blame for doing said thing.... That is all. There is no deduction that can be made from this reality. Any deduction that CAN be made from this reality is little more than mythologizing. You said it was a war. The war on immorality has been raging for thousands of years (So no, no one alive has started anything here). There are some casualties. That is all. Enjoy your war."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Folie à Deux

Yeah, you know, I wasn't going to say anything but (since you brought it up) it's a little pretentious innit? Not that I'm not pretentious but...

Hym "God, don't even get me start on the French... Folie à Deux? I bet the first scene is Arthur buying a prop-revolver that shoots out a flag thay says 'Bang' Ha!"

Iam "Oooooh! It's a 'Folly of psychology' reference. Right? Remember that one? That's a pretty old one. I'm surprised he remembers that one."

Hym "Oooooohhhh.... Still pretentious just... It's me... I'm having a hard time not feeling slighted by that...." 😑

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Trans-man

REALLY!? Reeeeally? So like... Biological female identifies as man? Really!?

Hym "Wow! Trans-man!? You're shitting me! My curiosity is peaked. I almost HAVE to look up his/her name. Shit... I'm almost at a loss for words. I would have guessed black guy before I guessed trans-man! I mean, your first guess almost HAS to be 'white-guy' (and you'd be semantically correct) but damn... I don't even know what to do here... Is it sexist for me NOT to do the scoreboard this time? Hold on............................................................... Ok. Audrey Hale 6-1-? This isn't praise (by the way) it's just the score. And (as anyone who plays the game knows) the score doesn't actually reflect what happened during the match and, sometimes, it doesn't even determine whether or not you win..."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023