Hym Iam's definitions

You and Magnus

Still a couple of fucking sissies though.

Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Asking

No. I said "You would lie or deflect to peripheral issue" and now you want to MAKE ME ask as a both a demonstration of you supposed virtue and to model behavior you want to see people replicate. You would lie.

Hym "No. Asking just allows you to pretend you wouldn't have lied in a vacuum and if you're going this far to try and get me to ask there has likely been a financial incentive tacked on."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Horrific

Yeah, right? That shit is good isn't it? I mean... Not for the people I'm going to send there but, conceptually, yeah... It's a neat place. That's gonna be fun...

Hym "Yeah, I think there's going to be a restructuring once I'm in charge here. It's going to be cool but a lot more horrific then this is... On a different note, I don't give a shit about the outcome. I give a shit about being out of the thing I'm in. The idea that I'm demanding to be out and given free money and women and pills till the day I die is an absurdity. I want to not have to trade one cage of another. You are being a piss pants about the fact that I refuse to follow your rules. This is justification for whatever I do in response to it because I am the one who decide what I do in response to it. And what are the consequences? Is imposing the consequences worth more than what you'll lose? Noooo... No it isn't. You don't believe that for a second. And it should seriously bother you. It's should bother you that your neighbors are perfectly willing incur some collateral damage just to prove that the horde thinks it has the right to impose it's will on the individual. And you have literally said (word for word) that the court of public opinion isn't real! You see how closely you watch yourselves? No? How do you do that!? You're all so blind it's actually sad."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

Subscribers

YES MY MINIONS! HOLD ME UP ABOVE THE FLAMES; THAT I MAY ESCAPE THE FIRES OF HELL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hym "We need to get some people to throw money at us..."

Iam "What how? Why?"

Hym "I donno. Get some subscribers to lift us out of the fire for a bit."

Iam "Wow... That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

Hym "Oh I could come up with a way better plan then that it but would be more of a hassle. I like this plan though. Maybe start a cult. Or another cult. Make them go to war with one another. Blood in the streets and whatnot."

Iam "We don't have time for this. We have to go. We're out of money again. And gas. And no one is going to pay us to point a camera at our face and get high with our friends."

Hym "Tight. Let's go sit in silence for 9 hours straight in an air conditioning-less car while our phone teeters between overheating and running out of battery. Hopefully we'll be able to keep wasps from flying into our muffler-less car that needs to have it's windows down at all times so we don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Wasps are gross."

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Iam 😑 "..... Let's just go."

Hym 🙂 "Ok! I'm thirsty. Let's grab all this loose change laying around and go get an energy drink."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

Obtuse

Skepticism fails because the ability to predict is reflective of knowledge. If I'm playing against grux I know with a good amount of certainy that he's going to get his double pain first.

Hym "Matt, you're being obtuse because I won't humble myself. You would not have told the truth. If you would have let me speak THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. You are not the hero and do not care to be. You are a smug dismissive fuck who decided I was a schizophrenic and I was not. I was right. This is reaction #2 to what is happening to me and it isn't ever going to get better. Quit being obtuse. Tell me the truth or bury another one. I'm not asking and I'm not sorry. What you are doing is a luxury you don't deserve and what I'm doing is a right that I have. I won't ever give a single one up for free. I'm going to make sure everyone knows who's side you were on."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Snuffles

Snuffles want to be heard. Snuffles NEED to be heard.

Snuffles "Where are my balls, Summer?"

Summer "Snuffles!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022