Hym "So, we're just going to pretend they didn't set up an economic blackout day that same day? They serious just did that just there, didn't they? They are actively trying to make it look like he has schizophrenia- I mean, make it look like he's to blame."
by Hym Iam March 04, 2025
Get the Economic Blackout Daymug. 😐............... What? Oh! Yeah, I don't have anything to contribute to that. I'm not an economics guy.
Hym "Yeah, I got nothing for that. You covered pretty much the entire breadth of my economic knowledge. Buy cheap, re-invest the dividends, invest in gold, hire a broker. That's all I got... Which proves that I give good advice in spite of my lack of experience! I've said all those things before! See!? I know my stuff. I learned it from some guy! But that's my entire contribution. I have nothing else to add."
by Hym Iam May 02, 2023
Get the Contributionmug. Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."
by Hym Iam July 08, 2022
Get the That's what I thought he'd saymug. Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
Get the Children of Hymmug. I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
Get the Relationshipmug. Hym 'Yeah, where's the Joe Rogan Boycott? I wasn't joking. It seems pretty inconsistent of you to call for the boycotting of some of the trans supporters and not the Joe Rogan for drinking bud light... Hmm... I wonder why that is...."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2023
Get the Joe Rogan Boycottmug. OHOHO! REALLY!? THE CHADS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE MISOGYNISTIC AND RAPE!? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUG- Oh wait me because I'm a genius... CORRECT AGAIN! I'm like The Flash! It's like I'm playing time-catch with myself! I throw the ball 7 years into the future and then I run 7 years into the future and catch the ball I threw!
Hym "HA! HA! HAHAHA! AHA! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? How is it possible for 1 man to be so correct!? THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!! The CHADS... Are more misogynistic than THE INCELS! AND THEY RAPE MORE! I SAID THAT! Both of the things! I said that! See!? See? They're throwing themselves at the fat-cocks... The fat-cocks think less of them for it... The reason the Onlyfans panel girls thinks it's easy for men to get laid is because IT IS for the guys they LET fuck them... They project the qualities of the fat-cocks onto the men they DON'T fuck... And the incels take all of the societal flack for the fat-cocks! Ha! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam December 03, 2023
Get the Chadsmug.