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What are some of the commonalities between liberal and conservative media? Do you know? You don't know...
Hym "You want to hear some of the commonalities between them? Alright. They both feint contempt for the status-quo while crediting activists against the status-quo as the problem in the country. They both frame perfectly reasonable people as deplorables. There is bipartisan agreement on issues that is never acted on (nuclear energy for example). Use of qualitative adjectives to frame situations in a wait that isn't necessarily untrue but doesn't accurately reflect objective reality and doesn't leave any room for the viewers to draw their own conclusions. It's almost like they're a negative feedback loop of nonsense designed to control the discourse..."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
Get the Commonalities mug.DrAmAaAaA!!! The drama abounds! There's so much of it right now and it's kind of relevant to me... Which makes it relevant to everyone... by extension... Hey, wouldn't it have been funny if I just stopped forever after that last one? No such luck! Drama has occurred! And now I must comment on it.
Hym "Drama? What drama? Of what do I speak? Let's see.... Domestic violence! It's on the rise. Not in general but in 1 ultra specific instance that is peripherally associated to me. So, to that I say.... Tsk tsk! You know, there's no shame in being worse at writing edge lord comedy than me, ok? I wrote a bible and am literally the deity of that. BUUUUUUUT in the context of my whatever-you-call-it it's funny that I said I would beat my wife over retard group-home sex and now I'm like the retard and people's wives are getting beat. Which constitutes me being right! 🎉🎊🎈🎊🎆🎈🎉🎆 WOOHOO! Right again! Retard sex and/or anything vaguely analogous to retard sex leads to wife beating. 100% of the time. Drama number 2! Infighting! Betrayal! It's so compelling! Not as compelling as my eternal rivalry with JeepJorp but... Whatever. Still pretty compelling. I am shocked and impressed you turned down the offer. I mean... You know he wants you to shill for him right? The dork-peasant? He'll have you looking like some medieval currency over there. Ha! Too funny man. Don't let them Jew you into that 'owning your likeness in perpetuity' shit. Dave would not approve. Speaking of likeness, remember when you guys used my likeness to mock your political enemies? Brian Stelter is a sad clown. Joe Biden is a sad clown. Sailor Socialist talking a bunch of shit. Educated herself a little bit and still adorable... but talking shit none the less! Remember that? Good times..."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2023
Get the Drama mug.No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Ironic Punishment mug.Oh hey! You wanted the thing! That's hilarious. He's right though. He does look badass when he smokes.
Hym "Oh! Right you saw the little diatribe. You don't have to convince me. I know you're perfectly qualified to talk about things that are outside of your wheelhouse. You know, in addition to money, I think I should be getting so free stuff. I think that would be cool. Signed copy of some books and comic books You know? Free tumbler (also signed).... Hmmm... What else? Nudes.... Not from you but... Well... How much would you pay to NOT have your nudes released? On second thought... Give me nudes so I can blackmail you with them! But ALSO other nudes. The hot kind. Ummm... Signed replica portal gun.... Homelander costume and signed picture with the Homelander... I don't know like a hat... A full suit of Goblinslayer armor... A PhD... or a doctorate. I mean... You gave Taylor Swift one and I defeated her.... You know, cool shit."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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Hym "That's another win for me. Anti-Hero. Flawless victory. How many is that now? I've got to be in the double digits. I mean, by way of the transitive property I'm aready at 9 billion but how many directly is that? Somebody tally that up for me. You'll be rewarded wiiiiiiiiith..... Corn. All the corn you can eat."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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Hym "GREAT QUESTION! I don't know the answer but the fact that they didn't makes you guys not look very good. I did all of the things that you're not supposed to do (BUT ALL TOTALLY ALLOWED! THIS IS ALLOWED WHAT I'M DOING HERE!) and everyone loves it! Internationally beloved! I guess if you're just really, REALLY good at what you do and are better than everyone.... The leftists just leave you alone or whatever. IoOow" 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Leftists mug.People like to do it to me. Why? Because they know I can't do it to them. Why can't I do it to them? Because it's impossible for me to be inferior to myself and I would have to be that to imitate you.
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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