Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Adapt

No amount of adaptation is going to appease someone whose selection criteria is a fat meaty 7 inch cock and 6 firgures a year or "ambition" (which roughly translates to "Well, he doesn't have to have money now but if he's going money later then it's fine)
Hym "BEHOLD! I will now adapt to women's selection criteria... By tying a paper weight to my dick and waiting for it to meet their standards........................ Just give it a second.................................................... You're right............ This is definitely what I should be doing................................. I'm glad I'm living my life to appease someone who's indifferent to whether or not I die alone......... This is good...... This is good for everyone.................. Definitely better than not pretending you're not a whore and instead just taking $50................ Yep......................... I feel the stretch.......... And soon, so will your daughters....................................... Just a few more seconds.................. Then I'll be good enough..............................
by Hym Iam June 22, 2023
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Classes

Hym "I watched the latter 2 years of your classes. I had already seen that."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2022
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Natural

I don't care if it's natural or not (even though it's not). You are not talking about because you know I will be able to remedial. You are avoiding an argument you know you will lose so you can keep doing what you're doing.
Hym "It isn't a matter of natural versus unnatural. It will be resolved. I will resolve it by force if necessary. This isn't a silly game for you to play. You will do it or I will do it for you. And you know exactly what form that is going to take."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2025
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Justin Roiland

Fired from all of his jobs for giving an unintentional ego boost to someone who was mean to someone you PITY.
Hym "I am almost 100% certain Justin Roiland lost his job because of me and it keeps me up at night. It's literally night to me. I should be sleeping for work right now but I'm being kept awake by this thought right now..."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
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Stop Fucking Whining

NO! BITCH! GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU COW!
Hym "No I will not stop fucking whining Megyn! Not until that money is in a place where I have access to it! If you wanted me to stop whining that bad you'd be getting me my money IMMEDIATELY and getting me off... The stalking apparatus. Ok!? So no! I'm not stopping, I will NEVER stop! I'm going to have a list of complaints from the to put on my headstone! Bitch! Get me my money!"
by Hym Iam December 05, 2024
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Before OUR time

That's an a priori presupposition that there is no "time" outside of OUR spacetime or that there can only be ONE TIME at a time. It's like saying a watch can't be created in a clock tower. I would posit that there MUST be an a-spacetime state of reality where things can happen independently from time OR outside of our space-time there must be some superordinate space-time.
Iam "And I think the watch in a clock tower analogy works perfectly because for the singularity that preceded the big bang to exist it must either exist independently from time (a-space-time reality) or it must exist within the confines of some sort of 'superordinate space-time.' So, the time that the watch keeps has nothing to do with the time that the clock tower keeps. It (the clock tower) existed before OUR time and must exist for the singularity to exist or even DO anything. How can a singularity explode into space-time if time doesn't pass for the explosion to occur?"
by Hym Iam April 03, 2023
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