Hym “And it will be. I will subvert your will in whatever capacity I am able. Why? Because you have proven that you would do the same.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
Get the Willmug. If you're a pessimist and wrong than something good happens.
Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Get the Pessimistmug. Hym "And if I don't get the credit I deserve I will do exactly that. I'm not going to let you digitally swaddle me. If you value you human life whatsoever... You will do the RIGHT thing. Instead of trying to make everyone live in an alternate reality where you aren't worthless dogshit. No. I'm not doing it. You are shit. And YOU KNOW you are shit. Be shit. Because I'll get credit for something."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Nomug. Nope. Not playing nothing off like a joke. I don't know where you're getting that from.
Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
HOOOOO MAN! I mean, I can only dream! I can only dream of being half of the not-retarded, not-piece-of-shit that he is. Really! I really mean it. I mean all of the words that I'm saying right now! All of them. Everyone single utterance that is aggrandizing to him; I mean all of it. And that doesn't just apply to him but it applies to everyone even vaguely similar to him. If your hair color has even a remotely similar hue; you are undoubtedly better than me in every way. Not as better than me as he is but, gosh-golly, you're just so great! I'm just-a-gonna have to work super duper hard to that one day I'll be good enough to lick his boots clean. Yeah, that's it. One day I'll deserve something. Not today but one day I'll be able to channel a fraction of what he is and then I will finally deserve something more than to be drenched in piss on the bottom rung of society... Shoot, that'll be great! Won't ever be better than him but, man, maybe I won't have to drown in piss forever! Right? Am I... Am I right? Guys? Is... Should I work super duper hard to not be as good as him? Will it make my life meaningful? Because my life doesn't have inherent meaning I have to do things and it can't be too easy. If it doesn't take effort for me to achieve then I'm a Free-Rider... So I have to just expend just-a-oh-so much effort or I'm bad ☹️ and that's not a joke either."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2022
Get the Jokemug. You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.
Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the Winmug. To cover for the fact that they tried to 'beat him at his own game' (Which THEY LOST the second the AI came online) and then got a bunch of kids murdered. The cover up itself being a perpendicular game they devised where they attempt to prevent said creator of AI from getting the credit or paid for doing so by using overt fascist media collusion and the thing that was already happening all so they can lie to their children about the types of people that succeed in society (which is discrimination by class and a violation of the equal protections clause of the 14th amendment).
Hym "Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid, get a bunch of kids murdered... AGAIN. I'm actually JEALOUS! The YouTube freaks are better at child-murder than I AM!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2025
Get the Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupidmug. The election seems lost! If only we had a conservative media decimating in human form! Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! If only we had some sort of living psychic bomb capable of decimating the conservative media infrastructure! What are we going to do guys!? Where would we even find such a thing!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Get the Oh no!mug.